The Nostalgia Critic






Nostalgia Critic:
There, it's over. Now leave.

The Spoony One:
Oh, but I got all these other Uwe Boll movies we could watch, like House of the Dead.

[NC slaps him]

Linkara:
Remember to buy Revolution of the Mask.

[NC pokes him in the eyes]

The Spoony One:
What about Dungeon Seige?

[NC slaps him]

Linkara:
Hey, you leave him alone.

[NC hits him]

The Spoony One:
I got BloodRayne.

[NC pokes him]

The Spoony One:
BloodRayne 2.

Nostalgia Critic:
[Linkara hits NC with his hat] Pick five.

[slaps Linkara]

The Spoony One:
Why you gotta be so mean? We could watch Seed.

[NC hits both of them]

The Spoony One:
Alright, Critic, it's on!

[NC is tackled by Spoony and Linkara]

Nostalgia Critic:
I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to.

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