The Nostalgia Critic






Teddy Ruxpin:
Oh, Mr. Critic! [the Critic faces Teddy] Why did you say all those mean things about me?

Nostalgia Critic:
You're not real. You're just... a thing... that's not very real.

Teddy Ruxpin:
Oh dear. Then I guess I wouldn't be able to do... this. [Teddy charges at the Critic and bites him in the groin, causing the Critic to let out a scream of pain]

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