Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either. Claire Standish: You're lying. Allison Reynolds: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac. Claire Standish: Lie. Brian Johnson: Are your parents aware of this? Allison Reynolds: The only person I told was my shrink. Andrew Clark: And what did he do when you told him? Allison Reynolds: He nailed me. Claire Standish: Very nice. Allison Reynolds: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him. Claire Standish: He's an adult. Allison Reynolds: Yeah, he's married too. Claire Standish: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is? Allison Reynolds: Well, the first few times... Claire Standish: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once? Allison Reynolds: Sure. Claire Standish: Are you crazy? Brian Johnson: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink. Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it? Claire Standish: I don't even have a psychiatrist. Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it with a normal person? Claire Standish: Didn't we already cover this? John Bender: You never answered the question. Claire Standish: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers. Allison Reynolds: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it? Claire Standish: A what? Allison Reynolds: Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right? Claire Standish: Wrong. Allison Reynolds: Or are you a tease? Andrew Clark: She's a tease. Claire Standish: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it. Andrew Clark: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases. John Bender: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot. Claire Standish: I don't do anything. Allison Reynolds: That's why you're a tease. Claire Standish: OK, let me ask you a few questions. Allison Reynolds: I already told you everything. Claire Standish: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect? Allison Reynolds: I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me. Claire Standish: It's not the only difference I hope. John Bender: Face it, you're a tease. Claire Standish: I'm NOT a tease. John Bender: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect. Claire Standish: No, I never said that she twisted my words around. John Bender: What do you use it for then? Claire Standish: I don't use it period. John Bender: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological? Claire Standish: I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth. John Bender: Well, if you'd just answer the question. Brian Johnson: Why don't you just answer the question? Andrew Clark: Be honest. John Bender: No big deal. Brian Johnson: Yeah answer it. Andrew Clark: Answer the question, Claire. John Bender: Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it. John Bender: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question. Claire Standish: NO I NEVER DID IT. Allison Reynolds: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.

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