A.L.E.X.: Jack. [tired chuckle] I've got no record of villain named Rape Ape.Jack Taggart: Of course there's a Rape Ape. He's that guy who is going around raping these statues. Just put that in the file, access it, and read it back to me.A.L.E.X.: Ok, uh...here it is.Jack Taggart: Well, what does it say?A.L.E.X.: "Rape Ape -- That guy who is going around raping these statues".Jack Taggart: Case closed!Chase Fontaine: Boosh!Xtacle #3: Good job.Xtacle #4: That was easy.A.L.E.X.: No, Jack! Case not closed.Jack Taggart: What?A.L.E.X.: If Rape Ape existed, which to reiterate -- He doesn't, you'd still have to catch him.Jack Taggart: Ok fine, then what about this guy below Rape Ape.A.L.E.X.: Rapier Ape?Jack Taggart: Yeah and look at his name, Rapier Ape. He's obviously taken raping to a whole new level.A.L.E.X.: Rapier Ape is retired --Joseph Bigsby: Oh, my god! Tell me there isn't a Rapi-est ape!Chase Fontaine: Oh, my god!A.L.E.X.: Rapier Ape is retired, and he's called that because he wields a rapier.Joseph Bigsby: He...wields another rapist?A.L.E.X.: No, a rapier. It's a sword used in fencing.Chase Fontaine: That is just sick! He rapes people with a sword?!Xtacle #4: Man, that's gross.Xtacle #3: That is sick.Joseph Bigsby: Gosh, I'd rather be raped with a penis.Jack Taggart: And you just may get your wish.Joseph Bigsby: Wait.Jack Taggart: [to A.L.E.X.] Where is he now?Joseph Bigsby: No. It's not a wish.A.L.E.X.: God. Rapier Ape, retried from his life of crime, is currently employed at the theme restaurant, Funbeard'sXtacle #5: Ooh, Funbeards!A.L.E.X.: He makes use of his swashbuckling as one of their dinner theater actors.Jack Taggart: Alright people, this is serious. We've got hostages.A.L.E.X.: Those are tourists.Jack Taggart: A heavily fortified pirate ship...A.L.E.X.: That's actually a retrofitted sizzler.Jack Taggart: And an ape who is even rapier than Rape Ape.A.L.E.X.: Is my volume even on?
This page is about the voters of this movie quote.
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe. If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Share your thoughts on this movie quote voters with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In