Erik Gelden: I have an instinct for idiocy.
Jessica: Is that good or bad?
Erik: Don't know, don't care.
Jessica: Some people might say that you lack a moral compass.
Erik: I have never, not even once, given a shit about people like that.
Jessica: I wish I could say the same.
Erik: You do give a shit?
Jessica: According to my mother.
Erik: She'd know. [pause] That sucks, whatever happened.
Jessica: Who said something happened?
Erik: Something always happens. Everything is terrible. Optimism is a lie. Expect the worst.
Jessica: Jesus, thanks for the pep talk.
Erik: It's reality. I accept it and proceed accordingly.
Jessica: To low expectations. [toasts Erik]
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