[Jimmy and his parents showing up in the backyard to celebrate Great Aunt Amanda's birthday]
Jimmy: [carrying her present] Happy Birthday, Great Aunt Amanda! You're looking more beautiful and less wrinkly every year.
Aunt Amanda: No thanks to you, young man, your gadgets and gewgaws have taken ten years off my life!
Judy: But, Aunt Amanda, how can you say that? Jimmy's gadgets have saved the town dozens of times.
Aunt Kari: Sure. After he brought down a giant meteor to destroy us all.
Uncle Newt: Or those evil rotting aliens.
Cousin Annabelle: OR PANTS! HORRIBLE WALKING PANTS!
Cousin Gomer: Which cousin are you again?
Hugh: Now, now, now. Newt, Kari, Cousin Gomer, Cousin Annabelle… [Baby Eddie babbles] and little Eddie, let's not fight. We're gathered together because we love our dear Aunt Amanda and not because her fabulous wealth controls our very destiny.
Jimmy: Yeah, can't we all just get along and be a family?
Aunt Amanda: NO! Because of you, the Neutron name isn't respectable anymore. Why can't you be nice like your two young friends?
Sheen: Mmm! I've been waiting all year to eat Aunt Kari's salt patties.
Carl: And this 147 bean salad is the best one yet.
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