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Rose: You're not gonna believe this, but I have a St. Olaf story about this. Dorothy: I believe you. I just hate you. Rose: Well, Gunilla Bjorndunker, St. Olaf's tallest woman - of course, nobody ever made fun of her for that - anyway, when Ol' Space Needle was in high school, she drank some Cherry Herring and made love in the back seat of a Fjord Fjairlane. [notices puzzled looks from others] Local car. Dorothy: Oh. Rose: And she... got in trouble, if you know what I mean, Dorothy. Ganakkadopenschpingel. Sophia: She knows what you mean. Rose: Anyway, her boyfriend, Yutz Hernsberg, St. Olaf's only bald high school student, had to marry her. Blanche: Well, why would she marry a guy like that? Dorothy: Because I was young! [catches herself] I- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Rose, this is your story. Go- go on, go on. Rose: Well anyway, after 38 years of marriage and a painful divorce, he finally came back, having invented Hernsberg's Press-On Warts. Dorothy: Who bought those?! Rose: Hags, mostly. Don't you see, he was successful, and he wanted Gunilla back. Dorothy: Well, what happened to her, Rose? Rose: Skylab fell on her. Dorothy: What is the POINT of this story?!! Rose: Be thankful for your health!

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