Cersei Lannister: [quiet and angry] Do you think I'm an idiot?!Tyrion Lannister: I'd say you possess above average intelligence...Cersei Lannister: You shipped off my only daughter. Now you want to send my eldest son to the battlefield to die.Tyrion Lannister: He'll have his Kingsguard protecting him, he has the finest armour gold can buy; he needs to be out there. The men will fight more fiercely seeing their King fighting beside them, instead of hiding behind his mother's skirts.Cersei Lannister: Do you know why Varys is so dangerous?Tyrion Lannister: Because he has thousands of spies in his employ? Because he knows everything we do before we do it?Cersei Lannister: Because he doesn't have a cock.Tyrion Lannister: Neither do you.Cersei Lannister: Perhaps I'm dangerous, too. You, on the other hand, are as big a fool as every other man. That little worm between your legs does half your thinking for you.Tyrion Lannister: It's not that little. [Cersei laughes humourlessly] Why are you laughing?Cersei Lannister: Because I'm happy!Tyrion Lannister: [suspicious] And why are you happy?Cersei Lannister: Because I have your little whore.Tyrion Lannister: [disconcerted, then sarcastic] I thought you preferred blondes.Cersei Lannister: Such a droll little fellow. Tell me, have you married this one yet? No? Good, Father will be so pleased!Tyrion Lannister: Why do you care who I f***?Cersei Lannister: Because a Lannister always pays her debts. You stole my daughter, you plot to have Joffrey killed-Tyrion Lannister: This is madness. Stannis will be here in days, you need me.Cersei Lannister: For what?! Your skill in battle?! Pretty thing, your whore. Lovely body; the bruises will heal in time...Tyrion Lannister: Where did you find her?Cersei Lannister: Varys isn't the only one who hears whispers. Really, a Lannister lion necklace? You need to hide your secret whores more carefully.Tyrion Lannister: You've forgotten the most important thing about whores...Cersei Lannister: Oh? Well, you're the expert, tell me.Tyrion Lannister: You don't buy them, you only rent them.Cersei Lannister: You're usually a better liar, baby brother. This one you like. You like her very much... [mocking] Could it be love? Don't worry, she'll be treated gently enough... unless Joffrey is hurt, and then every wound he suffers, she'll suffer too. And if he dies, there isn't a man alive who could advise a more painful death for your little cunt.Tyrion Lannister: [struggling to hold back his anger] And how do I know you haven't killed her already?Cersei Lannister: You'd like to see her? I thought you might. [to the guard] Ser Mandon, bring in my brother's whore. [Two Kingsguard knights drag in a beaten Ros]Tyrion Lannister: [to Ros] I'm sorry they hurt you. You must be brave. I promise, I will free you.Ros: Don't forget me.Tyrion Lannister: Never. [the knights drag her out. Tyrion turns to face a grinning Cersei] I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth... and you will know the debt is paid. [Cersei's grin falters]Cersei: Get out.

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