Matt: Hey.Caroline: Hey. What is that?Matt: What is what?Caroline: The "hey." That is twice. That is two heys. That's...do you have any other words in your vocabulary?Matt: What's wrong with hey?Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext. You just spent the night in my bed. There was cuddling. Then you snuck out before dawn so you wouldn't have to face me. Which, I must say, is a total lame guy move. Which I did not appreciate. Now, with the heys? Seriously? I mean, I may have been some pathetic, insecure mess after the party, but do not mistake that for me being a pushover. Because I do not let guys mess with my head anymore.Matt: I heard your mom in the morning. I didn't want to get you in trouble, so I went out the window.Caroline: You went out the window? Well, another lame guy move.Matt: Your mom's a sheriff. And as for the heys, I'm pretty sure it's what I've said to you every day since the first grade.Caroline: Oh.Matt: Trying to read something into it - lame girl move.
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