[ALF is making a cake for Willie and Kate's anniversary]
ALF: Well, it's only toothpaste. Kate, Willie, you can come out now.
Kate: [offscreen] Be right there.
ALF: [singing as Kate and Willie enter the living room] Happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy anniversary, happy happy happy happy, happy anniversary, happy happy happy happy happy anniversary!
Willie: Cut, cut, cut. what's going on here?
ALF: Lyrics too complicated? Happy Anniversary! [pop] Yeah!
Kate: Well ALF, this is all very nice.
Willie: Yes, thank you, but the only problem is-
ALF: Problems, shmoblems sit down and relax. The old ALFer's doing it all tonight.
Kate: ALF!
ALF: The cooking, the serving, the cleaning, course when you two get into the bedroom, you're on your own. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Lynn: [walks over to Willie and Kate] What's going on?
Willie: It looks like that the old ALFer is throwing us a surprise anniversary party.
ALF: Just a little informal nothing. Lobster pate?
Lynn: Aren't you two going out tonight?
ALF: What?
Kate: Well ALF, that's what we're trying to tell you we have plans to see Nicholas Nickleby.
Willie: The tickets were very hard to get.
Kate: We appreciate all the trouble you've gone to. Cutting roses so they look like radishes.
Willie: And making pate. Good pate, too. What's in it? Let me guess. There's lobster, sour cream, but there's something else.
ALF: Play-doh.
Willie: That's it.
ALF: The fluorescent kind. I wanted it to be special.
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