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Lynn: Where'd the roach go? Willie: It ran under the bag. Kate: Somebody step on it. Brian: There it goes. Look, it has blue eyes. ALF: Of course it does. It's a roach. Haven't you ever heard the expression, "her eyes were as blue as a roach's"? Kate: Would somebody just squash it! Willie: Wait a minute, Kate. This thing came all the way from Melmac. It's a unique specimen. Kate: We already have a unique specimen from Melmac. ALF: You're comparing me to a cockroach? Kate: I'm going to get the spray. ALF: Answer me! Brian: But, mom, wait. I want to take it to show and tell. Kate: It will be just as interesting dead. Willie: No, no, here's what we should do. We should catch it. I'll build a little box. We'll put a piece of doughnut right in the middle. Then you guys make sure ALF doesn't get the doughnut before the roach does. Then I'll-[Kate sprays the roach with insecticide] Lynn: Never mind the box. ALF: You mentioned something about a doughnut? Lynn: ALF, we are trying to figure out what to do with the roach. ALF: Why? It's gone. Willie: What? Lynn: Look, it's not there anymore. Kate: Where did it go? Brian: Maybe you didn't spray it enough. Kate: I used half a can. ALF: I'll be right back. Lynn: Where are you going? ALF: I'm going to call a doughnut place that delivers. Kate: Come on everybody. We are going to find that roach. Willie: Kate, calm down. Kate: Calm down? There is a space-roach loose in our house. Lynn: Well maybe it went somewhere to die with dignity. ALF: Psst. Willie. Willie: Yeah, all right, Alf, you can order the doughnuts. ALF: I already did. But that's not why I said, "psst." Willie: Why did you say, "psst"? ALF: Just come out here. Willie: What is all this secrecy about? ALF: I didn't want to upset Kate. Willie: What is it that would upset Kate? ALF: I believe a foot-long cockroach would upset Kate. [he points] Ol' blue eyes is back. [he screeches]

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