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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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Submitted by Normando on December 26, 2021

Jack Handey

Jack Handey (February 25, 1949- ) is an American humorist. He is best known for his "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey", a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts, and for his deadpan delivery.

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    Ich möchte wie mein Großvater friedlich im Schlaf sterben und nicht wie seine Passagiere vor Angst schreien.

    mi volas morti trankvile dum mia dormo kiel mia avo, ne kriante pro teruro kiel liaj pasaĝeroj.

    Quiero morir en paz mientras duermo como mi abuelo, no gritando de terror como sus pasajeros.

    ik wil vredig in mijn slaap sterven zoals mijn grootvader, niet schreeuwend van angst zoals zijn passagiers.

    Я хочу умереть спокойно во сне, как мой дедушка, а не кричать от ужаса, как его пассажиры.

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