When the political columnists say 'every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.

Franklin P. Adams

Franklin Pierce Adams (November 15, 1881, Chicago, Illinois - March 23, 1960, New York City, New York) was an American columnist (under the pen name FPA) and wit, best known for his newspaper column, "The Conning Tower", and his appearances as a regular panelist on radio's Information Please. He was a member of the Algonquin Round Table of the 1920s and 1930s

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