The Golden Girls, Season 6

Rose:
You're not gonna believe this, but I have a St. Olaf story about this.

Dorothy:
I believe you. I just hate you.

Rose:
Well, Gunilla Bjorndunker, St. Olaf's tallest woman - of course, nobody ever made fun of her for that - anyway, when Ol' Space Needle was in high school, she drank some Cherry Herring and made love in the back seat of a Fjord Fjairlane. [notices puzzled looks from others] Local car.

Dorothy:
Oh.

Rose:
And she... got in trouble, if you know what I mean, Dorothy. Ganakkadopenschpingel.

Sophia:
She knows what you mean.

Rose:
Anyway, her boyfriend, Yutz Hernsberg, St. Olaf's only bald high school student, had to marry her.

Blanche:
Well, why would she marry a guy like that?

Dorothy:
Because I was young! [catches herself] I- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Rose, this is your story. Go- go on, go on.

Rose:
Well anyway, after 38 years of marriage and a painful divorce, he finally came back, having invented Hernsberg's Press-On Warts.

Dorothy:
Who bought those?!

Rose:
Hags, mostly. Don't you see, he was successful, and he wanted Gunilla back.

Dorothy:
Well, what happened to her, Rose?

Rose:
Skylab fell on her.

Dorothy:
What is the POINT of this story?!!

Rose:
Be thankful for your health!