The Golden Girls, Season 6

Rose:
[beginning a St. Olaf story] We had a gigantic black hole back in St. Olaf.

Sophia:
Oh God!

Rose:
On Main Street, right in front of the courthouse where Charlie and I got our marriage license and our permit to have kids. Oh my, it was a lovely hole. Everybody in town would stand around it and look in.

Dorothy:
and they say Hollywood is the Entertainment Capital of the World.

Rose:
Well we didn't just look, sometimes we'd point too, or spit and time it.

Dorothy:
wimpering. She buries her head in her palm.

Rose:
Then there was always that wise guy who'd have a few drinks and unzip himself.

Dorothy:
It's official. I hate her.