Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers, Season 3

Gadget:
So that's my plan for getting past Zipper and into the kitchen, guys. Whaddya think?

Dale:
Stupendous! Brilliant! Incredible!!

Chip:
Don't you think blowing up the whole door is a bit much?

Monty:
[Avoiding one tidal wave] It's lucky I've got perfect balance. [Seeing another headed his way] It's also lucky I can SWIM!!

Monty:
Whew! I haven't had a spin like that since I took a wrong way into a washing machine.

Gadget:
Smoke signals! And they're from Monty!

Chip:
How can you tell, Gadget?

Gadget:
They have an Australian accent.

Gadget:
Ya know, guys, given the circumference of this cage and the ratio of rising water, we could be in trouble!

Monty:
There's nothing like a boy and his fly.

Dale:
Where's the free toy car? I've been robbed!

Gadget:
You know what they say: "There's no such thing as a free lunch".

Dale:
This is breakfast!

Dale:
I'm going back to that supermarket and get what's coming to me.

Chip:
Uh oh, you know what happens when Dale gets what's coming to him.

Monty:
Yeah it usually comes right back at us.

Gadget:
Either way, thousands of little boys and girls are being disappointed. Not to mention hot headed chipmunks.

Tommy Chow:
Hu Yu!

Hu Yu:
Who, me, boss?!

Dale:
This is the ooonly way to travel.

Gadget:
You wouldn't want to miss an adventure.

Monty:
I'd rather miss this adventure than miss my next birthday.

Uncle Chow Li:
With the ray in reverse, I can make little car into big car. Now it guzzles gas, pollutes air, is impossible to park, and costs a fortune. It's everything Americans look for in automobiles.

Gadget:
Are you sure you're all right, Monty? You look pale.

Monty:
[Stammering] Must be a touch of Hong Kong flu. [Sees a cat sign and skedaddles in fright]

Gadget:
Actually, it's more like the galloping influenza.

Monty:
The only time I've ever really been scared was years ago on Cat Street. And now I'm afraid to go back.

Bartender:
My father says: "If you fall off the bike, you must get right back on".

Monty:
Bicycles aren't my blooming problem! I'm scared!

Bartender:
My uncle says: "The only thing to fear is fear itself".

Monty:
Yeah, but he never had to face that street full of alley cats.

Bartender:
And the bartender says: "You're a lily-livered COWARD!!"

Professor Nimnul:
My Phone-a-matic Modemizer worked like a charm. All I have to do is dial my escape. Now I can reach out and rob someone anytime I want!

Dale:
[Accidentally sitting on Zipper] What's up, Monterey?

Monty:
You, in a second.

Teacher:
Now then, Franz, I've read your short story; frankly, I find it bizarre. Do you expect the reader to believe that one night, a fellow went to bed, and the next morning, he woke up as an insect? I mean, really. Have you been reading too much Spider-Man? Do you know anyone who looks like a daddy longlegs? It's unbelievable. It's... [sees Zipper in Nimnul's body] It's brilliant! A+!

Gadget:
Why would a fly stay out all night?

Dale:
You suppose there was another garbage strike?

Monty:
[Seeing Nimnul in Zipper's body] It looks like a fly but it sounds like a snake.

Man:
Waiter! Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?

Professor Nimnul:
[In Zipper's body] The 100-meter breast stroke! What does it look like, idiot?!

Professor Nimnul:
I have to admit you're awfully clever for vermin.

Dale:
Thanks... I think.

[After the Phone-a-matic Modemizer jumbles them up]

Chip:
We've just turned into the Rescue Mutants!

Monty:
[In Chip's body] Look at me! I'm nothing but fur and bones.

Chip:
[In Monty's body] Why do I have this sudden urge for cheese cake?

Gadget:
[In Dale's body] It's kinda breezy in here, isn't it? [Makes a skirt out of a toothpaste cap]

Dale:
[With Gadget's body] Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear! I always wanted to get close to Gadget. But not this close!

Gadget:
Keep the hands off the body!

Dale:
Sorry.

Doctor:
Either you're part fly, or a frustrated art critic.

Doctor:
Which do you find more attractive: this woo-woo girl, or this wasp?

[Zipper indicates that he likes the wasp better]

Doctor:
I kind of like the wasp myself. But who said a doctor can't be sick?

Chip:
Where's the murder?

Canina LaFur:
Murder?! Have the reviews come out yet?

Dale:
Aren't you Canina LaFur?

Canina LaFur:
Star of stage, screen and the occasional dog food commercial.

Dale:
I've been a fan of yours for years and years...

Canina LaFur:
How sweet.

Dale:
...and years and years...

Canina LaFur:
How nice.

Dale:
...and years and years-

Canina LaFur:
All right! How many dog years do I have to listen to this?

[When a cargo ship sinks with Monty on it]

Crewman:
All safe, Cap'n! Not a man lost!

Dale:
Maybe not a man... but one heck of a mouse.

Professor Nimnul:
I want tremendous piles of wealth! Beyond the bounds of unrestrained greed! I want gold, jewels, Yves Saint Bernard dresses!

Penguin:
My dogs are killing me! There's nothing on earth that's gonna get me to climb that mountain.

Dale:
Hungry bear! Hungry bear!

[Penguins stampede up the slope]

Monty:
Where's Fred Astaire when you need him?

[As the Rangers' boat enters Taxidermia.]

Monty:
Animals don't make noise in this country. They're too afraid.

Dale:
Afraid of what?

Monty:
Hunters! They have legal hunting here all year 'round.

Chip:
So do most places.

Monty:
Yeah, but here the prey changes by the hour. 'Round here, Groundhog Day takes on new meaning.

Wild Bill Hiccup:
[shooting at a turtle] Come back here, you runaway soup mix! [hiccups, spoiling his aim]

Director:
[Thinking Canina's dead] Oh no! Canina!! She's made the big fade out!

Monty:
[When Canina and Zsa Zsa get into a fight] Ladies, please, break it up! All right. If you won't break it up, at least let me join the fun!

Canina:
Me?! Row a boat! My dear sir, I am a star!

Canina:
I'd like to thank all my fans who have followed me for years and years and years and years and... Wait a minute! What am I saying?

[Zipper returns.]

Dale:
All I can say is, he'd better have a pretty darn good excuse for staying out all night!

[He goes outside... and staggers back in a second later, looking shaken.]

Dale:
Yep, real good... c-convinced me... oh, yeah.

[while Nimnul is examining the Modemizer]

Gadget:
Do you think the problem could be a bad connector?

Nimnul:
Will you please back off?! Remember: I'm the genius, you're the mouse!

[He returns to searching.]

Nimnul:
Hey! I think I've discovered our problem: a burnt connector in the bio-mechanical regurgitator. [chuckles]

Gadget:
[dryly sarcastic] Oh, imagine that.