Johnny Test, Season 1

Hank:
[first lines] And here's the news, Porkbelly. Police are still trying to catch the mysterious underground bandits! [a stop sign appears, and a trio of bikers comes to a stop, their clothes and motorcycles get stolen]

Bling-Bling Boy:
Johnny, your sisters-

Dukey:
Don't get me started with his sisters. They use their only brother as their personal test tube, and they turned me into a canine freak!

Bling-Bling Boy:
-gave me this. [holds out the Micro-Physic Flakes]

SUV Salesman:
Now don't think of it as an SUV..Think of it as an insult you drive.

Neighbor:
I'll call your mother, the police, and Santa!!

Dukey:
Johnny, do you even know what you're doing?

Johnny:
Yes. I'm pushing colourful buttons.

Dukey:
Okay, here's the plan: You check out that menacing-looking fake volcano, and I'll check out that forest full of fresh trees!

Bling-Bling Boy's Mom:
Son, what are you doing up there?

Bling-Bling Boy:
[finishing up an evil plan] Mother, I'm studying.

Dukey:
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Johnny:
If you were a finger, I'd pick you a booger.

Johnny:
Dad, why are we here so early? The water's not even awake yet!

Mr. Test:
If you want to get a good spot on the beach, you have to get there- [the beach completely fills up with people] -early.

Susan:
Interesting. Your skin seems to change colour with different moods. Try calming down. [Mary calms down and turns blue] You're blue! I've invented a mood lotion! [Mary gets mad and turns red again] Oh, now you're red again...