The Legend of Zelda

Link:
Looking good, princess, especially from this angle!

Link:
Hey, it's been fun, but the other customers are getting impatient!

Link:
Guys, it's been a blast, but you're going home!

Link:
OK, that's better. That's how I like to start a morning.

Zelda:
Don't you ever whistle at me again!

Link:
I may never whistle again, period.

Link:
Well, excuuuuse me, princess! If I had known you were coming, I would've asked the Moblins to sweep up before I zapped 'em!

Triforce of Power:
But you're no amateur, you're a fool!" ~Triforce of Power

Amateur magician:
This is my best spell, your highness. It removes the stinkiness from my dirty socks.

Ganon:
Hyrule, a peaceful kingdom and a beautiful day. Well, that will soon change!

Triforce of Wisdom:
Evil is the path you choose, but evildoers always lose!

Link:
Oh boy, smooching time!

Link:
How can I get Zelda to pay more attention to me?

Spryte:
Who cares? She's a snob. You should stick with me.

Link:
Spryte, you're only three inches high!

Spryte:
What, you don't like short girls?

Link:
My kind of girl--completely crazy!

Gibdo:
(as a maiden) Will no handsome hero save me from this three-headed freak?

Gleeok Right Head:
Hey, sis! Watch the insults, will ya?

Gleeok Left Head:
Yeah, that's not in the script.

Gibdo:
I am getting into the part!

Zelda:
You're sweet, Link. Clumsy, but sweet.

Zelda:
I still wonder where Ganon got that flying unicorn. Beautiful creatures aren't his style...

Link:
We'll ask him when we see him, OK? Now stay quiet and don't touch the statues.

Zelda: (leaning on Armos's pedestal) Why? (Armos comes to life!)

Link:
THAT'S WHY!

Lemmie go, marblehead! (kicks Armos) Ow, my toes!

Link:
I'll take a raincheck on that kiss, princess. Duty calls!

Link:
One more zap and you're de-energized, Ganon!

Zelda:
It's gone! The whole castle! But how! Where is it!

Triforce of Wisdom:
It's in Ganon's hands. He won't let go unless defeated down below.

Link:
Sounds like we have a job to do princess.

Spryte:
Zelda? Are you in here? (spots mirror) Huh? Where'd this mirror come from? Yet another thing for me to dust! That princess is so vain sometimes!

Link:
(Link zaps the Vires through the third triforce piece, killing them and causing them to drop the other pieces) Did it work?

Zelda:
I think so... yes! See? This side is wet, and this side; ouch! Its hot!

Zelda:
And that Link is how you sting a Stinger.

Zelda and Link:
Hahahahah!

Link:
Sheesh, build the lamps, fix a drawbridge, clean the moat (Link spills paint on the ladder and floor).

Link:
I'm a hero not a handyman (Link hears a noise and falls on the floor).

King Harkinian:
You said you were attacked by monsters?

Soldier:
Never saw something like it your majesty, scared all of my crew and soaked all the place! As you can see I'm all wet.

Ganon:
The only way that Zelda could see him is if... no, no, that's impossible.

Stalfos:
What is it, master?

Ganon:
The only way she could see him is... if she was in LOVE with him!