Blue Heelers, Season 2 (1995)

Maggie:
Dumped me? You never dumped me! God, you're up yourself.

Wayne:
It was me that stopped calling you, remember?

Maggie:
Yeah, I remember. I also remember that it was the best day of my life.

Nick:
Well, I'll see you later then, shall I? I'll tell you what, Constable Schizoid. If you get lonely out here, you can always have a chat with those little voices inside your head.

Maggie:
If you're gonna faint let me know.

PJ:
Yeah, You'll catch me

Maggie:
I'll move out of the way.

Maggie:
What's that about?

Nick:
I only work here. Might've found something on that nurse. Where are you going?

Maggie:
I got something to do.

Nick:
Oh yeah, well I only work here. The only one who bloody does.

PJ:
Come to me my little shortcake, my little cream puff, my little piece of mmmm...

Maggie:
Kiss me again and I'll kill you.

PJ:
Hey, I love, I love a woman with passion!

Maggie:
Well, what do you suggest I do with it? Stick it between my teeth? Plus, no one is going to check down there.

PJ:
Oh well, let's just hope the safety catch is on, because Mamma Hasham is gonna want to have grandkiddies.

PJ:
So, what do you want, a handshake? We're supposed to be hot lovers, will you kiss me?

Maggie:
No.

PJ:
NO?! I bet Tess doesn't play hard to get!

[Maggie pauses, then grabs PJ and kisses him.]

PJ:
What, what are you doing?

Maggie:
Well, I'm just getting into character.

Monica (to Tom about PJ):
If he didn't know something was going on, then he must be very naive or very stupid, and as you pointed out, PJ is neither.

Maggie:
Why does every Christmas turn every driver into testosterone on wheels?

PJ:
Yeah, and that's only the women.

Maggie:
Oh, ha, ha.

Maggie:
Have you talked to Gina yet?

Adam:
What about?

Maggie (sarcastically):
Oh, Carols by Candlelight, Adam, what do you think?

PJ:
Well, it's always been sort of one of my fantasies to get in there and sort of rescue you.

Maggie:
Really?

PJ:
Yeah.

Monica:
So, have you decided on a name for the dog yet, Clancy?

Clancy:
Yeah, Monica...and she's a bitch!