Doug, Season 4

Doug:
I wanted to see what a regular, normal person did on a date, but I had to settle for Judy.

Doug:
Listen, was tonight supposed to be a...whatever?

Patti:
I don't know. Are you saying it was a...you know?

Doug:
No, I don't think it was necessarily a...whatever. Unless you think it was a...you know.

Patti:
Me neither.

Doug:
I can't believe everyone thought it was.

Doug:
So Roger had to give all the money back and we started our fundraising drive all over again. And this time, we didn't even have to go door to door.

[After pranking Roger]

Doug:
Did you see their faces?

Skeeter:
Yeah man, I don't think I've ever seen them run so fast.

Doug:
And we couldn't have done it without you, sir.

Doug:
Well, I guess I learned a lesson. Get rich quick schemes sure are tempting but you just can't count on them. Better to stick with what you're good at.

Doug:
Dad, I'm sorry I made such a big deal about Beebe's boat. It doesn't matter to me how much you spend on presents.

Phil:
You mean you kids don't care about being rich?

Judy:
Well I wouldn't go that far.

Doug:
What I really want for my birthday is...is you. [they all embrace] And maybe a football.

[Doug's graduating from school]

Doug:
When you're about to go someplace new, it can be kind of scary. You kind of want someone older and mature to tell you everything's gonna be alright. But I found out today that older, more mature person was... me.

Patti:
Hey Doug! Catch up! We're all going to the Honker Burger to celebrate!

[Doug joins his friends]

[Last lines of Nickelodeon series]

Doug:
Dad was right. It was the most amazing thing we'd ever seen. And he was right about something else too. It really did bring our family closer than we'd ever been before.