Final Space, Season 3

Sheryl:
Sweetheart? Is the space demon still following us?

Invictus:
YOUR SOUL WILL FALL SHACKLED TO THE HORROR OF AN INFINITE NIGHTMARE!!!

Gary:
Yes it is!

Biskit:
... Kevin Van Newton.

KVN:
Whoa! Papa Kev? He's the one who created me Gary. He created your best friend. Which is me, KVN. KVN, KVN, KVN...

Gary:
Quinn, I've finally found him. The father of Beelzebub. This house... must be cleansed... with FIRE!

Gary:
We got to burn it to the ground, Quinn.

Kevin Van Newton:
I give to you the Bearded Turkey Wing.

Gary:
No, NO! I wanted to name it! I had a name all picked out.

KVN:
What was it Gary? Tell me. Tell me. [starts poking Gary] You gonna tell me? Tell me.

Gary:
The Dragon Hawk 5. What do you guys think?

Quinn:
Let's go with the Galaxy 2.

Gary:
Oh, aw, man. Life is a graveyard of dead dream.

Bolo:
The fortress of the Titan Oreskis.

Mooncake:
Chookity?

Bolo:
Yes! It's time for revenge! This dickbag stole my first love, Jill. And for that, we murder him! Oreskis, show yourself! I know you know the sound of my voice!

Oreskis:
[emerges] Bolo. I see your dimensional keys did the trick of freeing you, old friend.

Bolo:
"Old friend"?! You left me to rot within that prison for eons!

Oreskis:
You betrayed your kind.

Bolo:
You've been blinded by Invictus.

Oreskis:
No, old friend. My eyes are clear. You just failed to be inspired.

Bolo:
You know why I've come.

Oreskis:
Is this about Jill?

Bolo:
Hell yeah, it's about Jill! Has she mentioned me?

Oreskis:
Maybe she has... maybe she hasn't.

Bolo:
You die now! And when I'm done, I will kill Invictus.

[Oreskis notices Mooncake hovering near Bolo's shoulder]

Oreskis:
You must be the "Mooncake".

Mooncake:
Pok!

Oreskis:
We've heard so much about you. You're very, very special.

Mooncake:
[uneasily] Umm...

Bolo:
Enough! Let the fight begin!

[In a flashback to when Avocato first met the Lord Commander]

Lord Commander:
Tell me, Avocato - do you have a family?

Avocato:
I used to. A boy.

Lord Commander:
Is that what you fight for?

Avocato:
I fight for Ventrexia.

Lord Commander:
Tell me, what is so special about Ventrexia? It sends its people to fight a thousand-year war, for what?!

Avocato:
I don't know anymore.

Lord Commander:
So then they have you kill for no reason?

Avocato:
I kill because I—

Lord Commander:
[snarling] You kill because you're good at it.

Avocato:
[ashamed] You're right.

Lord Commander:
I know I'm right! And now I'm gonna give you the greatest gift anyone has ever given you. I am gonna change you from the butcher you are into a master, by giving you a cause! What if, together, we could create a universe where death could no longer be found?!

Avocato:
Does that even exist?

Lord Commander:
With your help, it can. I've heard the cries of this galaxy. They yearn for a savior, and with you as my number two, I will finally reveal myself to them! There will be those who resist, which is why I need you. Ventrexians are the fiercest warriors in the galaxy, and you, Avocato, are the fiercest of them all!

Avocato:
Where do we begin?

Lord Commander:
Give me Ventrexia. I WANT THE BODIES OF THE KING AND QUEEN!

Tribore and Quatronostro:
*shopping in hidden civilization market*

Tribore:
(annoyed) Leave it to a market in Final Space to sell a crocheted sweater. Is this peach? Because it better not be fuchsia!

Merchant:
We are in great danger, outlander! Our enemies draw closer with each passing moment. Our people live in fear. Help us, please!

Tribore:
Shut the hell up. You don't know what danger is, until you've read my customer satisfaction survey.

Gary:
Avocato, what's the status on those, uh, engines, bro?

Avocato:
Working on it!

Gary:
Alright. We need it A.S.A.P.P. !

H.U.E:
We are T minus 7 from catastrophic impact.

Gary:
I already said A.S.A.P.P.P. Alright? How many PP's do ya need?!

Bolo:
Gary is no hero his father was. He will be the death of everything [a Bolo steps in]: Oh, he doesn't mean that. The stars will fall dark because of you [another Bolo intervenes]: That's rude. He will silence everything and everyone

Gary:
the tone of these is beginning to change, quite a bit.

Bolo:
What the hell are upipiums? Scuba divers do it underwater! My summer house is a dodecagon. I am not your hypotenuse to triangulate.

Tribore:
Reclaim your dignity! And reclaim your freedom! And as always, remember, you don't have to floss all of your teeth. Just the ones you wanna keep.

Little Cato:
[clapping] Strong freakin' finish, Tribore. Strong freakin' finish, man.

Tribore:
[talking to the crew] I know I don't always appreciate all of you, as much as I should. But to be fair, you've given me prescious little to work with...

Tribore:
Okay, so long.

Gary':
That's it? I was kinda hoping that was going to end with a compliment.

Tribore:
Look to the Titan's wiener.

Gary:
I'm not-

What?

No!

I'm not looking to the Titan's- [gets interupted by Tribore]

Tribore:
If it points North, I will be South. If it glitters in the West-

Gary:
I'M NOT looking at a glittery Titan's wiener, alright?!

Gary:
Where you go, I go. Always. [takes Quin's hands into his]

Quin:
Avocato, what excatly are you going to do?

Avocato:
What I do best...

Kill things

To death

Really hard.

Gary:
The way you said that was awesome. I felt it. I did. I got chills. Look! Goose pimples, okay. But whatever you said made absolutely no sense. Look, we gotta do this together.

Quin:
No more leaving people behind. This time, we do things right.

Avocato:
War isn't about who's right, it's about who's left.

Gary:
That is a tattoo right there!

Quin:
My mother used to say, "Salvation can arrive in a blink of an eye."

Gary:
Yeah, well it's not working.

[Bolo arrives]

Lord Commander:
[runs Bolo through] Just like that, Bolo falls! I thought you'd give more of a fight.

[Ash has used her powers to remove Invictus from a zombie Gary

Little Cato:
[to the zombie Gary] Who are you?

Zombie Gary:
[weakly] Gary... Goodspeed.

Little Cato:
How did you get here?

Zombie Gary:
I closed the breach. And then I found myself drowning... in an ocean of space. [coughs] I died...

Sheryl:
And the other Garys?

Zombie Gary:
The same! Every timeline flew us into Final Space! [chokes] Every one of us sacrificed their lives.

Gary:
Except me...

Zombie Gary:
[to Quinn] Quinn... I've... I've been trapped here... for so long. And you never... came for me.

Quinn:
[exchanges looks with the others and then sighs] I'm sorry.

Zombie Gary:
[struggling to breathe] But... but you're here now. You didn't give up on me.

Quinn:
[smiling] And I never will.

Biskit:
There are two letters that separate impossible from possible.

H.U.E:
Please don't say I am.

Biskit:
And those two letters spell I am!

[Seeing Invictus in its prison for the first time]

Gary:
Twist. My nipples. Raw!

[As punishment for betraying Invictus, the Lord Commander is encased in a crystal cube just like Bolo's]

Invictus:
I WANT YOU TO ROT AWAY FOR AN ETERNITY!

[Invictus leaves, and the Lord Commander screams helplessly]

[Invictus, free of its prison, emerges from Final Space]

Gary:
My God... What have we done...?