How I Met Your Father

Valentina:
Look at you, literally whistling while you work. I've never seen you this happy with your pants on.

Charlie:
What can I say? I love earning an honest living. Although, now that you mention it, this job would be heaven without pants.

Sophie:
I know it's got to feel like a lot to dive back into writing songs without Meredith, but you got this.

Jesse:
Thanks. I just hope I'm ready.

Sophie:
I know that you are. But just in case, take a good luck bangle.

Charlie:
I have horrible news. I have received a one-star Yelp review. 'Great bar except for the insufferable British guy. The only thing worse than his drinks is his flat butt.' It's not true, is it? Everybody knows I have a juicy bubble butt.

Sophie:
Hey, dorks, you're all on--

Valentina:
Super, intense, very hard, illegal drugs, so unless you want us to tell your parents you're smackheads, you're gonna go back out there and act sober.

[Sophie wanders into MacLaren’s Pub for the first time]

Sophie:
Hm! So, this is what this place looks like. Weird we never come in here.

Robin:
I once had a guy who said, ‘I love you’ on our first date.

Sophie:
Wow, you win! Dude sounds like a real piece of work.

Robin:
You have no idea. But a good piece of work.