Pee-wee's Playhouse, Season 2

[when Ricardo removes the teepee, Cowboy Curtis removes the cloth from the floor and sees that part of it awakens, much to his surprise]

Cowboy Curtis:
WHOO-WHEE!!!

[Pee-wee has overheard his whoop and runs to investigate]

Ricardo:
Wow!

Cowboy Curtis:
Hey! Lookie here, Pee-wee!

[Pee-wee walks up to the living piece of floor]

Pee-wee:
Gosh! Who are you?!

Floory:
Uh, my name is Floory.

Pee-wee, Ricardo, and Cowboy Curtis:
Hello, Floory.

Floory:
Hello, everybody.

Pee-wee:
How long have you been here?

Floory:
I've been here forever. You just didn't notice me, 'cause I was underneath your teepee.

Pee-wee:
Well, why didn't you say somethin'?

Floory:
Uhhh... I don't know. I guess I just didn't think of it.

Pee-wee:
Well, from now on, I'm gonna keep my teepee over there, so you can play with us.

Floory:
Thanks, Pee-wee.

Pee-wee:
Gee. You never know where you're gonna meet a new friend, huh?

Cowboy Curtis:
Sure does make ya think.

Jambi:
[after a sip of tea] Mmm. This tea is so good, I wish I had another cup. [reacts] Wish?! Did I say wish?! [grants the wish, and a second cup of tea appears; he takes a sip from both cups] Ahh!

Randy:
Why don't you just keep the puppy, Pee-wee?

Pee-wee:
I can't, Randy. He doesn't belong to me.

Randy:
Well, you like him, don't you?

Pee-wee:
Sure I do.

Randy:
So? Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Pee-wee:
But, Randy, somebody's out there looking for him right now. I know I'd want him returned to me if I'd lost him.

Randy:
Eh, if they were dumb enough to lose him, you should let 'em suffer.

[the gang makes macaroni art]

Pee-wee:
What are you making, Randy?

Randy:
Macaroni and cheese. At least you can eat that.

[everyone laughs]

Mrs. Rene:
Good morning, everybody. Pee-wee's letting me use his exercise belt this morning. [laughs] Okay, Pee-wee. Turn it off now.

Pee-wee:
No!

Mrs. Rene:
Pee-wee, Mrs. Rene is asking you nicely, dear. TURN IT OFF!!

[Pee-wee does so]

Mrs. Rene:
Oh, my. What a workout.

Exercise belt:
Whattaya talkin' about? I did all the woik!

[Miss Yvonne and Cowboy Curtis look through the store window]

Pee-wee:
Welcome to Herman's Department Store. Can I help you?

Miss Yvonne:
No, thank you. We're just window shopping.

Pee-wee:
Well, the window's not for sale.

Ricardo:
I brought some huge rubber bands for your rubber-band ball, Pee-wee. Shall I put 'em on for you?

Pee-wee:
Sure. Go ahead. I can't do anything, anyways. I'm sick! You know, sometimes when you're sick, you don't feel like putting rubber bands on your rubber-band ball. YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING AT ALL!!! [calmly] I'm awfully sorry, Ricardo. You see, sometimes when we're sick, we snap at people when we don't mean to. Our emotions are awfully close to the surface. You understand, don't you?

Ricardo:
Oh, sure, I do, Pee-wee.

Ricardo:
Hey, how 'bout something to eat, Pee-wee? I made some soup especially for you.

[Pee-wee mumbles quietly]

Ricardo:
What?

Pee-wee:
I said YES!! YES! I'll have some soup! OKAY?!!

Ricardo:
¿Para que me mortifico? ¿Vengo a verlo, le traigo sopa, y para que?

Pee-wee:
Why wouldn't the Cowntess invite me to her birthday party?! It doesn't make any sense at all! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?! WHY?!!!

[Floory pops up]

Floory:
I don't know. But I wish you'd stop walking so hard. I'm gettin' a headache.

Pee-wee:
Gee, I'm sorry, Floory. Gosh, I thought the Cowntess was my friend.

Magic Screen:
Is celery a fruit or a vegetable, Pee-wee?

Pee-wee:
It's a vegetable, Magic Screen! Duh!

Magic Screen:
I knew that. I was just making conversation.

Roger:
1, 2, 3, 4,...

[the others wake up]

Pee-wee:
Psst! Roger, what are you doing?

Roger:
I'm counting sheep so I can fall asleep.

Pee-wee:
Well, please count to yourself, Roger. You're keeping everyone awake!

[everyone shuts their eyes]

Roger:
[quietly] 5, 6, 7, 8...

Pee-wee:
SHH!

Ricardo:
Cállate, por favor!

Pee-wee:
Mmm! Fruity! I love fruit salad.

Everyone else:
Then why don't you marry it?

Pee-wee:
All right, then. I will!