Schitt's Creek, Season 4

David:
I can't have your personal drama storming over my business dealings right now, so I think it's best if you got out of the car and walked home.

Alexis:
Walked home? That would take like 15 minutes, David, that's absolutely not happening.

Alexis:
Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?

Moira:
Oh, always. Just not now.

Alexis:
Hi, where are you?

Moira:
I'm on my way! We've just encountered a bit of a roadblock, a hold-up, a minor issue.

Alexis:
Okay, you literally had one job to do.

Moira:
Jocelyn is in labor!

Alexis:
Oh my god!

Moira:
I know it's no one's fault. I'm with her now, we're in the car.

Alexis:
Okay, so what am I supposed to do, here?

Moira:
Well, has the press arrived yet?

Alexis:
Yes! Everybody has arrived. Everybody is here, just waiting.

Moira:
Oh! Don't start without me you little frippit. You don't have the media training.

Alexis:
Okay, can you just like, please try to hurry up? Because the last thing we wanna do is stand up a room full of singles.

Moira:
Oh look, Jocelyn's pulling up to the hospital right now.

Alexis:
Wait, Jocelyn's driving?!

Moira:
Yes, Alexis! She insisted! My nerves are fried!

Jocelyn:
[screams in pain]