The Amanda Show, Season 2

Audience member's great-grandmother:
DON'T TRUST THE GERMANS!

Amanda:
Uh, okay.

Amanda:
<after the great-grandmother laughs> Uh, ma'am, that wasn't the funny part.

Audience member's great-grandmother:
CREAMED CORN!

Amanda:
Hey! What's with all the hair dryers? You blew a fuse!

Nancy:
We're having a wiener roast.

Amanda:
Over 30 hair dryers?

Nancy:
Yeah. We're not allowed to start a fire in here. Wiener?

Amanda:
Sure, okay. [to audience] We're going to roast some wieners, so stick around! We'll be back in a second to do stuff!