The Flintstones, Season 1 (1960)

Wilma:
Of all the dumb tricks you stupid pesky blockhead Fred Flintstone that trampoline business takes the cake. I'm very disappointed in you. And you've deliberately disobeyed me… I do not want to jump the trampoline again. Do you hear me. This trampoline is for kids.

Fred:
Yes Wilma! Watch your mouth and stop calling me stupid pesky blockhead.

Barney:
Why should I fill the pool for that hippopotamus next door?

Betty:
Because the wife of that hippopotamus next door happens to be my best friend, that's why.

[cut to Fred and Wilma]

Wilma:
The fence comes down because the wife of that little sawed off runt happens to be my best friend.

Barney:
Frederick! Frederick! I HATE FREDERICK!

Wilma:
He is a big movie star

Fred:
The ring wasn't in the flour canister. So it's got to be in the batter. [slowly peeks around the corner]

Wilma:
FRED!

Fred:
AAH!

Wilma:
What are you peeking around corners for?

Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble:
[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind! / Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble... / We're very disappointed in you... [spoken] And if they think that we'll forget... [sung] They're outta their mind, mind, mind, mind, mi-i-ind!

[Fred wants to buy a piano for Wilma for their 10th wedding anniversary, but tells the salesman he only has $50.00]

Salesman:
For that amount you can buy the piano stool.

[Fred and Barney accidentally sign up for a 3 year hitch in the army]

General:
Congratulations you just broke the record for going over the hill...3 minutes and 25 seconds! [Fred and Barney try to run away after signing up]

General:
Are You crazy? I know a lot of GIs who would love to put a sergeant into orbit!

Gus Gravel:
I never should have bet the payroll on the 5th race.

Wilma:
[After Wilma sees Fred in Scout master uniform] I thought the army had hit the bottom of the barrel.

Betty:
Men like our figures before marriage, but not afterward. [A pun on household checking account figures]