The King of Queens, Season 3

Doug:
Hi, shirt! You get to be draped across my nipples! Congrats!

Doug:
Hi. I'm Doug. (strikes a pose) I'm a Pisces. I like walks in the rain and bags of pork rinds.

Doug:
Don't work out with my milk, okay?

Photographer:
Okay, everybody, say "Wedded bliss!".

Everyone:
Wedded bliss!

Photographer:
(When carrie and dowug try to get in the picture)Groom's family only.

[At the beach, Arthur and Spence are walking home towards the sunset]

♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪

♪ He's a warm hearted person who'll love me 'til the end ♪

♪ People let me tell you bout my best friend ♪

♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy ♪

♪ People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun ♪

♪ Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son ♪

♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪

♪ Yes he's my best friend ♪

[Last lines]

Stephanie Heffernan:
[Doug's sister] I don't think I've ever seen so many marionettes before.