The Middle, Season 2

Brick:
I smell cooking. Is Grandma here?

Ms. Rinsky:
You take the "m" off of mom, replace it with "gl", you know what you got? Glom. Want me to conjugate it for you? To Glom. She gloms. She's a Glommy Mommy.

Frankie:
I AM NOT A GLOMMY MOMMY!!!

Mike:
There's not much you can't accomplish in this town with a case of beer and a wheel of cheese.

Rusty Heck:
[after describing how his house burnt down due to his falling asleep with a cigarette in his mouth] I blame myself, partially.

Frankie:
I want family in this house, Mike. Otherwise it's not Thanksgiving. It's just overeating!

Frankie:
Hey, Brick, you're slowing down. Come on, you've got 30 kids in the class. You've got to keep moving.

Brick:
Have you guys seen these things? It's candy with words on it. Candy and words, who thought of this?

Frankie:
Brick, you've gotta sign your name to the card, stick it in the envelope with a couple of hearts, lick it. C'mon, Brick, lick, stick, done.

Brick:
When did they invent these? 'Be mine.' So simple, yet so profound. 'Luv ya.' Genius!

[helping Brick with his Valentine's cards]

Brick:
Not the one with the lion on it.

Mike:
Whoa. What's the big deal about this one? 'I like you and I'm not lion!' Someone spent four years in college to come up with that.

Brick:
That one's for Autumn Wagner.

Frankie:
Oooh, so who's Autumn Wagner?

Brick:
She has pink lips and can do three cartwheels … in a row!

Mike:
Wow, no wonder she gets the lion Valentine.

Sue:
Hi, Mrs. Jacobs. I'm here to talk to you about...

Mrs. Jacobs:
Are you a new student?

Sue:
No. I'm Sue. Sue Heck.