W.I.T.C.H., Season 1

Hay Lin:
Grandma, I sneezed and like totally trashed my room. What's wrong with me? It's not one of those becoming a woman things, is it?

Yan Lin:
Hay Lin, you're just a growing girl. Say, why don't you invite your friends for an after-school snack.

[Yan Lin's dresser which is shaking and banging with light shining out of it]

Hay Lin:
What's in there?!

Yan Lin:
Christmas presents! Don't look!

Hay Lin:
What are you giving me, a bear with a spotlight?

Susan:
Go on Will, and don't forget, make lots of new friends today! I put a dozen extra cookies in your lunch, to help break the ice with the other girls.

Will:
[sarcastically] Gee, that'll make me popular.

Taranee:
Cornelia, our project's supposed to prove that too much fertilizer reverses osmosis, killing the plants! Yours has grown like three inches.

Cornelia:
Well I tried to kill it! I fertilized its little butt off!

Irma:
[whistfully] The judge!

[Cornelia pounds the plant with her fist as the noise attracts a nearby judge.]

Irma:
Oh great. You and your little girly fists are gonna cost us a ribbon.

Uriah:
Hey, check out the new girl. Hey, Wilma!

Will:
Uh, it's just Will.

Uriah:
Okay, Wil-ma!

Hay Lin:
That's Uriah. Ignore him.

Irma:
Yeah. Evolution did. One day we expect him to slither back into the water.

Will:
Oh, Hay Lin, I got your note. Thanks so much for the invitation. So, what time are we eating?

Cornelia:
She invited "new girl", too?

Taranee:
Cornelia!

Will:
Want a cookie?

Cornelia:
Have you guys noticed a bunch of real strange stuff going on around me lately?

Irma:
Oh dear, the conversation has accidentally wandered away from Cornelia's life. Whatever were we thinking?

Yan Lin:
Let me tell you girls a story, that I believe will have special meaning for all five of you.

Hay Lin:
Grandma, they really don't want to hear a story.

Yan Lin:
Shh!

Yan Lin:
The universe was once a single kingdom ruled by good, but evil began to take root. A veil was created to isolate the evil kingdom of Meridian from all other worlds. Without the protection of this veil, every world including Earth is in terrible danger. Meridian has been overtaken by a powerful entity named Phobos, but he is not the legitimate ruler, they believe the true heir to the throne is somewhere here on Earth.

Irma:
Um, I'd like to wake up now.

Yan Lin:
But portals have begun to open in the Veil, doorways through which evil can cross between worlds. There are people called Guardians, whose job it is to close these holes using their powers.

Yan Lin:
I became a Guardian when I was your age, but now the duty is passing to your generation.

Cornelia:
Well, thanks for the snacks.

Yan Lin:
Ah! Ah! Ah!

Yan Lin:
This is the Heart of Kandrakar, which contains the elementary forces of nature. In the last few days, you have all had unusual experiences. Am I right?

Irma:
Not counting this one.

Yan Lin:
All five of you are starting to notice extraordinary abilities. Irma, you will have noticed any water near you behaving strangely.

Irma:
Okay, all righty!

Yan Lin:
Taranee, I believe you've always been afraid of fire. But focus now on the candle.

Yan Lin:
My little Hay Lin, this morning you notice your power over air.

Yan Lin:
To you Cornelia, is given the power over earth.

Yan Lin:
All five of you will get better with your powers...I hope.

Yan Lin:
In the last few days, you have all had unusual experiences, am I right?

Irma:
Not counting this one?

Yan Lin:
All five of you will get better with your powers... I hope.

Taranee:
Did you say five?

Will:
Ummm, hate to disappoint you but I can't even do that trick where it looks like your thumb comes apart, but if I ever have a party, you guys are definitely the entertainment!

Taranee:
Uh, recap? We've got to protect the world from evil by repairing holes in some kinda Veil?

Cornelia:
This doesn't involve sewing does it?

Cornelia:
[to Hay Lin] No offense to your grandma or anything but she's, like, completely deluded. Probably not enough Vitamin D.

Taranee:
What about the flower that grew when you just looked at it? And the water in Irma's glass... and that picture Mrs. Lin drew in the air?

Cornelia:
[dismissively] Magic tricks! Ten bucks on the Internet.

Will:
[after the girls transform into guardians for the first time] Holy cow!

Irma:
[to Hay Lin, about their outfits] You know? Somehow I cannot imagine your grandma wearing that.

Hay Lin:
What have we got behind us?

Cornelia:
[looking at her chest] What have we got in front of us?

Hay Lin:
They're wings! We've got wings

Will:
They can't be wings. If they were wings, when we went like this [flaps her wings], we'd... [takes off] aaaaaaah!

Taranee:
Oh man. I hate heights. I get woozy in high-heeled shoes.

Will:
[flying in the air] Does anyone have a camera or one of those cell phones?

Irma:
This totally rocks! You do something!

[Taranee launches a fireball at grass]

Taranee:
See?! That's exactly why I don't like fire!

Cornelia:
Irma, you're water! Put it out!

[Irma launches a water ball at Cornelia]

Will:
[scared witless by Cedric] Uhhhh... fire!

Taranee:
ME?

Will:
Everybody!

Yan Lin:
Ah! Lord Cedric.

Irma:
Lord? They've got pretty low standards for knighthood over there.

Yan Lin:
Cedric is not always in this form.

Irma:
Well, that's good news for his wife.

Will:
It's Class Picture Day tomorrow, do you guys get dressed up?

Irma, Taranee, Cornelia, Hay Lin:
What?! No!

Irma:
Cornelia started shopping for it in kindergarten.

Cornelia:
[to Hay Lin] Whoa, slow down, Tinkerbell! We can rescue this rebel leader guy after Picture Day, right?

Taranee:
Call me a wimp, but in the school yearbook I'd like to still have a face.

Irma:
Forget Picture Day! I don't care what I look like, I care about who I am. Let's go kick some Meridian butt! [trying to sway Cornelia] Maybe there'll be some cute evil boys over there. Like the one that snake-thing caught!

Will:
I want to go, but I don't know how much help we're going to be by soaking him and covering him with garbage.

Blunk:
Blunk not steal, trade. Rat for bread? Good deal, yes?

Caleb:
Blunk? You're that smuggler.

Blunk:
Businessman!

Cornelia:
Nice shoes. Are you going to the Land Of Oz after school?

Hay Lin:
Like you didn't dress up.

Cornelia:
Well, we all knew I was lying.

Cornelia:
[about Taranee] Here comes Miss "I-get-dizzy-in-high-heels." (indicating Taranee's extra book bag) Is that for your cape and tiara?

Taranee:
It's Will's backpack! I found it lying on the sidewalk. The crystal's still in it.

Hay Lin:
Maybe she just dropped it?

Taranee:
And didn't notice? Get real, her Science textbook alone must weigh 20 pounds!

Phobos:
Where's the Heart of Kandrakar?!

Will:
I don't know!

Irma:
[discovering a portal in the school basement] Will's on the other side of that?

Cornelia:
This is crazy. [indicating the Heart of Kandrakhar] Until Will puts that on, we don't even have any powers! We're taking the word of what? Some jewelry?

Caleb:
[struggling to climb up the oubliette wall] I've been in tougher places than this. Okay, not smellier places.

Blunk:
Too high. Never make it.

Caleb:
Have you even trieeeeee...?

[He loses his grip and slides back to the ground.]

Blunk:
3,700 times!

Will:
[recognizing Caleb] You're the kid from yesterday!

Caleb:
You're not one of the Guardians I saw! Where's your older sister?

Will:
Wait! You're the "rebel leader" I'm supposed to be saving? What are you rebelling against, diaper rash?

Caleb:
Hey, girlie girl, I'm fifteen!

Caleb:
Girls! I need a rope, some kind of weapon and what do I get? A short redhead with attitude.

Will:
Hey! I'm a Guardian of the Veil, buddy. And you're just some guy at the bottom of a hole!

Will:
[The other Guardians have found her] You guys came for me! You really are my friends.

Cornelia:
Well of course, silly.

Will:
Cornelia, Taranee - block the stairs. Hay Lin find us an exit

Taranee:
Fire!

Will:
Irma, the rebel leader's down there! He's too heavy to lift out, his mouth alone must weigh two hundred pounds.

Irma:
We don't have to lift him. Water!

Cornelia:
Earth!

Blunk:
Can't swim! Save Blunk!

Caleb:
I'll hold them off as long as I can!

Will:
No, wait! You don't have any powers.

Caleb:
Guarding the Veil is more important than one rebel fighter. Oh, by the way, My name's Caleb.

Cornelia:
Is he cute, or what?

Will:
I'm going back for Caleb.

Hay Lin:
No! I fly better than you. Well, actually, chickens fly better than you.

Hay Lin:
[rescuing Caleb in flight] Surprise! Wow, you're heavy. So, do you have a girlfriend? Because I think Cornelia likes you.

Cornelia:
Can you believe what we just did?!

Irma:
That was so unreal! Talk about teamwork!

Irma:
It was so great! We fought and we flew, [about Blunk], and this slim-o creep-o thing escaped into the pipes!

Taranee:
If he comes up under the girls' locker room, I'm switching schools.

Yan Lin:
Ooh, Caleb. You are one major chunk.

Hay Lin:
Uuuh, it's hunk, Grandma.

Irma:
[seeing Hay Lin fly] Showoff!

Irma:
Oh, yeah! Well, top this! I give you: [Irma makes a water face resembling Cornelia] Cornelia!

Cornelia:
Thanks for the nose.

Irma:
Cornelia with a Broken Nose.

[Will, Taranee, and Hay Lin applaud]

Irma:
Thank you. Thank you very much.

Taranee:
I feel something down the back of my neck!

Will:
[in Irma's voice] You promise not to freak if I tell you what it is?

Taranee:
Uh-uh.

Will:
[yanks an eel off Taranee and says in Irma's voice] Then it's just a hair.

Irma:
[referring to Blunk] I think I know where we can find the little troll. Uuuh, we'll need to be magic pixies again. Sorry, "guardians."

Blunk:
Blunk a Passling. Passlings can smell.

Taranee:
Ugh! Boy is that an understatement!

Taranee:
Great. Bat caves, rat-infested alley, and now sewer-diving.

Aldarn:
Hi. My name is, like, Aldarn. Would you like to, like, do a 360-fakie ollie with me sometime?

Cornelia:
What?

Irma:
Wait. You're telling us this is all the stink monkey's fault?

Caleb:
Well, duh!

Aldarn:
Duh? Your speech has, like, changed, Caleb.

Irma:
Uh, is this small bloodsucking insect what I think it is?

Will:
Don't say anything or they'll hear Taranee screaming back at school.

Taranee:
[to Lurden] You are sleeeeepy. Not to mention that uuuuuugly.

Hay Lin:
You sure don't look like a good guy!

Vathek:
Uh, thank you?

Caleb:
He looks like an overgrown raisin.

Blunk:
Caleb jealous. Blunk da bomb!

Yan Lin:
Shall we get down, Rebel Boy?

Caleb:
I thought all Earthlings were strange, but I'm beginning to think it's just the females.

Susan:
Okay, birthday girl, but remember, no matter how old you get, you'll always be my Pink Perky Poopy Pumpkin.

Uriah:
This pork chop tastes funny.

Clubber:
Hmm, must be why it was in the garbage.

Taranee:
Does this look cooked to you?

Cornelia:
Taranee, it's a carrot! The only way it can harm you is if you're mugged by rabbits.

Taranee:
Why not your place?

Cornelia:
Ah, problem. My last party was so unbelievably great my parents say I can't have another one until after I leave home.

Caleb:
We have parties in Meridian. To celebrate the end of Klunderfeast we cook and eat an ox.

Cornelia:
We won't be doing that.

Cornelia:
Hey girls! Party Friday, five o'clock, Irma's house. It's Will's birthday.

Hay Lin:
It's a surprise, so don't tell Will or Irma.

Elyon:
But you said it's at Irma's house.

Cornelia:
Well, that's what makes a surprise!

Uriah:
Hey! How come Kurt, Clubber, and me didn't get invited to this party of yours?

Cornelia:
'Cause I'm not inviting creeps? Oh, I'm sorry... [introducing] Creeps, Caleb. Caleb, creeps.

Caleb:
Pleased to meet you. Are you related?

[Referring to the map Yan Lin just gave her]

Hay Lin:
But why wait until now to give me this? Is it because my powers are finally mature enough that I'm worthy?

Yan Lin:
Nah, it was in the attic. I couldn't find it. Found my old tennis racquet too. Fore!

Cornelia:
Guess what the theme is!

Taranee:
Uhh, "The color you turn when you're gonna throw up?"

Cornelia:
Frog Party! Are you loving it!?

Lilian:
It looks like someone barfed on the walls.

Lilian:
That's my wading pool! You can't have it!

Cornelia:
Quiet or I'll shave your bear!

Caleb:
We've got to get Will something for her birthday! In Meridian, I'd give her the customary chicken skin hat. But Earth girls do like to buy this stuff that smells, in tiny bottles.

Blunk:
Blunk have smelly in bottle! Gargoyle sweat!

Taranee:
Let's stop at Irma's house. I have to use the bathroom.

Will:
My place is closer.

Taranee:
Yeah, but I can't use your bathroom. Because... it's... not on the ground floor! I have a rare fear of high toilets.

Cornelia:
Can you believe Irma didn't want to throw you a party just because you told her not to? Give me 13 hugs, Birthday Girl!

Martin:
Hey, thanks for inviting me, sweetie-lips.

Irma:
I didn't invite you, Martin. I didn't invite anyone. And don't you ever call me sweetie-lips!

Martin:
I didn't want to say in front of the other guests but there were flies on your cupcakes. Don't worry, though, I pulled them off. [licking raisin on his finger] Oh. They're just raisins. I'll put them back. They're in my pocket.

Blunk:
Blunk help with gift. Blunk go inside.

Caleb:
No, you can't. They've got enough frogs in there as it is.

Caleb:
They have strange customs here. A guy is putting flies on lillie cakes.

Blunk:
Sound Good!

Elyon:
[about Caleb's gift, a picture of Will in Guardian form] Look, it's Will! As a, as a kind of... fairy, or something.

Will:
[to Caleb in Elyon's voice] You're so talented.

Caleb:
It's carved from driftwood. The wings are dragon scales.

Will:
[nervously] Ha, ha! He didn't mean real dragon scales.

Caleb:
Sure I do!

Alchemy:
Hi! Remember me from the mall? Alchemy?

Elyon:
Remember me too? I'm Elyon.

Caleb:
Caleb, from the mall.

Cornelia:
[pulling Caleb away from Elyon and Alchemy] Back off, girls. Stick with me or they'll tear you to pieces.

Elyon:
So! Are you going to ask me to dance?

Caleb:
Actually, I'm pretty good at the Mandurian Gavotte. I'll go find us a bucket.

Clubber:
When do we do it?

Uriah:
We do it when I say we do it!

Clubber:
Sure thing, Uriah… Uh, when are you gonna say we do it?

Cornelia:
The world had better be in serious danger for me to leave Caleb with those girls.

Caleb:
Where are Will and Irma going?

Elyon:
Pizza.

Caleb:
Where's that?

Elyon and Alchemy:
Oh, he's so cute!

Elyon:
[watching Caleb wistfully through the window] Wrap him up. I'll take him.

Taranee:
Maybe we should call the police.

Will:
For this kind of problem we are the police.

Taranee:
I was afraid you'd say that.

Irma:
All right! [referring to Cedric] Anyone want lizard on their pizza?

Taranee:
Why don't we just take the elevator?

Will:
You mean the elevator with the ding like a microwave telling him we're inside ready to eat?

Taranee:
Eh, you're right. Let's fly up.

Blunk:
Maybe Blunk too pretty to scare boys?

Caleb:
I'll risk it.

Irma:
My parents have been ruining my party for an hour. I hope you guys like pizza cuz there isn't gonna be anyone left in my house to eat it.

Hay Lin:
You're right, they're not inside!

Irma:
Cornelia!

Irma:
Happy birthday, Pink Poopy Perky Pumpkin.

Will:
You know what would be a great gift? For you to never say that again!

Irma:
What's that, poopy?

Elyon:
Oh man, I hate community service day! Maybe I'll stand out all night in the parking lot with a pen in my hand.

Taranee:
Maybe I'll sleep in my locker.

Will:
Guys, what is community service day?

Irma:
Okay, tomorrow morning there is going to be a list on this board: 400 jobs, for 400 kids.

Cornelia:
Out of those, maybe 10 won't totally stink.

Hay Lin:
And the last kids to sign up get the most gag-a-riffic ones.

Will:
It can't be that bad...

Cornelia:
Oh yeah? Try monkey bar scraper at the zoo!

Irma:
Ok. You had it easy. I was a sewer ladder painter!

Will:
Ok, got it! Get here early.

Lilian:
Mom says you've gotta play "Wobbly Wobbly Walrus" with me!

Cornelia:
Beat it, shrimp. I'm going to bed early, and if you do anything to ruin my sleep, I will personally dropkick you into the wolf pit at the zoo!

Lilian:
You're mean!

Cornelia:
I'm not mean, wolves are mean! GO!

Hay Lin:
You're in a grumpy mood.

Will:
You would be too if your mom was making goo-goo eyes at your history teacher.

Hay Lin:
Yeah? Go Will's mom!

Will:
[annoyed look]

Hay Lin:
[teasingly] I hear teenagers come here to make out. Suppose your mom will come here with Collins?

Will:
My life is over.

Irma:
[Referring to a portal] Woah! Do you know what David Copperfield would pay for this?

Will:
Something's coming through.

Irma:
Water! [Irma summons a swirl of water]

Taranee:
Fire! [Taranee summons a fireball]

Hay Lin:
Air! [Hay Lin holds a metal pipe]

Cornelia:
Earth! [Cornelia levitates two rocks from the ground]

Irma:
You weren't expecting that! [She fires water at Collins]

Cornelia:
Have a seat. [She releases Earth energy which rolls the ground]

Will:
Let's see what you look like with green skin and a tail. [She holds up the Heart of Kandrakar towards Collins but he doesn't turn into "The Beast", he becomes unconsciousness, as a result. Hay Lin struggles to pull his face off]

Hay Lin:
Ughh! This is really glued on tight!

Cornelia:
What is it, Being Evil For Dummies?

Taranee:
It's information about the Sheffield PTA.

Cornelia:
Phobos has joined the PTA?!

Will:
I don't think so, but my mom did.

Caleb:
I think the phrase you're all searching for is "You were right, Caleb".

Caleb:
[After Taranee has suggested they transform and fly Collins to his house] Hey! You're only supposed to transform for emergencies.

Irma:
Well, what do you call pushing a wet, unconscious man up a hill in a wheelbarrow at midnight?!

Irma:
[After getting Collins to his house] If anyone tells Caleb he was right about this, she is out of the group!

Taranee:
What's that on your cheek?

Cornelia:
The Big Dipper--don't ask.

Irma:
[in Phobos' library] You'd think a guy who'd read all these books would be teaching evil by now.

Caleb:
[Referring to Cornelia's unthreaded sweater in the Labyrinth, which was used as a trail] What do you think is on the other end of this?

Will:
My guess? A very unhappy Cornelia.

Trill:
Um, why did you all the way here from Earth to Meridian in your human form?

Hay Lin:
Well, believe it or not, we were looking for a history book.

Trill:
Hm, let me refill your drinks [She walks away]

Hay Lin:
[Eating] Why isn't anyone else eating?

Cornelia:
Uh, Hay Lin, I think this may be all the food they had.

Taranee:
Kind of puts a lost essay into perspective.

Trill:
When Phobos took the throne, a light went out over this land, our men jailed,our crops stolen, we have no security, nothing for ourselves but our dreams. I hear things working in the castle. I hear that Phobos has a sister on the other side.

Cornelia:
[Gasps]

Irma, Hay Lin:
What?!

Irma:
A sister?!

Trill:
The true heir to the throne. They say she does not know her true identity or even that she was not born on Earth.

Irma:
Water! [Irma shoots a stream of water and Hay Lin shoots a gust of air at The Tracker]

Cornelia:
[She claps] Nice work! Need a lift to the next portal?

Caleb:
No, thanks. I'll walk.

Will:
I think Matt likes me!

Cornelia:
What makes you think that?

Will:
He's not looking at me!

Will:
Weren't we supposed to get that new student from Switzerland today?

Elyon:
Maybe she's here and we didn't notice.

Taranee:
No...my guess is, that's her.

Hay Lin:
[To Irma] Good news, I think he's over you.

Sandra:
Oh, there you are, Matthew, who's your little friend?

Will:
It's Will, Sandra we're in the same history class, maths class, science class.

Sandra:
Well, I can't remember every face. Surely, you don't ski on those tiny little legs.

Will:
As surely as you can talk with that tiny little brain!

Sandra:
[laughs] What are you saying?

Will:
I'm saying, I can ski the home made goat pants off of you.

Sandra:
Well, then, we have to have a little race. Winner gets to sit with Matt on the bus ride back.

Will:
Fine by me.

Matt:
Uh, girls?

Will, Sandra:
STAY OUT OF THIS!

Taranee:
I admire Hay Lin, she doesn't care about boys, or what people think of her...or if she ever walks again.

Hay Lin:
Grandma! What are you doing here?

Yan Lin:
He made me drive him up to prove a silly point.

Caleb:
I'm no fun, huh? Well, just tell that to my skis! [He hoists the skis up]

Will:
You're kidding. They look like the deck planks from the Titanic.

Yan Lin:
Those babies served me well back in China.

Hay Lin:
They looked like they served Genghis Khan back in China.

Yan Lin:
I've got new skis now. I'm gonna carve me up some powder, dudes.

Cornelia:
You're crazy to race Sandra. She's like, total Swiss, ok, they're born on skis.

Taranee:
And you send yourself, you're a lousy skier.

Will:
Yeah, but I'm a terrific Guardian. And the winner gets to sit next to Matt.

Taranee:
We're supposed to use our powers to fight evil not snooty foreigners.

Will:
Trust me, she's evil.

Blunk:
Captain Blunk - Report! [He salutes]

Caleb:
Don't pretend you have an allegiance to a higher goal. You find me portals and I pay you.

Caleb:
Oh, hey girls.

Will:
Caleb, when you find an open portal you're supposed to tell us!

Taranee:
I have stage fright.

Irma:
Stage fright, height fright, imported cheese fright.

Susan:
[after seeing Will's bad grades] Okay, how's this for a formula: 2 Cs + D * by gum = no movie this weekend.

Cornelia:
You just haven't tried broccoli the way I make it, Vance Michael.

Caleb:
I didn't know you and the poster were dating.

Cornelia:
Ahh, Caleb! Sneaking up on people might be okay in Meridian, but here it's just, like, rude!

Caleb:
I don't get why girls here fall for a picture of a guy pretending to be an elf.

Cornelia:
He is not an elf. He's a "trundleblotten." A tribe of incredibly good looking pixies who bravely battle the forces of Flendar.

Caleb:
Hey, I'd like to see Vance Michael Whats-his-teeth tangle with a giant lizard. 'Cause I do that, y'know! Every day!

Blunk:
[pulling over in a cab] Yo, want ride?

Caleb:
Blunk! You stole a... [reading] taxi?

Blunk:
Not steal. At hotel, hear people say, "Take taxi." so, Blunk take taxi!

Caleb:
And Caleb take taxi back hotel.

Blunk:
[after Caleb stops the car] More! More! Blunk not throw up again. Promise!

Caleb:
Hurry up, would you? You're going to get us in real... [sees Tracker and Sniffer] trouble!

Irma:
Babysit! But the premiere's tonight!

Anna Lair:
So's the Patrol Man's Ball. [Irma's mother and father (Tom) leave] Have your brother in bed by eight!

Irma:
Ughhh! I've got to find some sucker...I mean sitter, to cover for me.

Will:
What's The Tracker and Sniffer doing here?

Taranee:
I'm guessing they're not Vance Michael Justin fans.

Cornelia:
What's in that direction?

Irma:
Um, Caleb and Blunk, babysitting Chris.

Will:
You left your little brother with them?!

Taranee:
Now, that's just cruel.

Hay Lin:
To Caleb and Blunk [She laughs]

Cornelia:
[To the Guardians] Fine. I'll save Caleb from The Tracker, but that doesn't mean I like him!

Elias:
Then you'll need disguises.

Hay Lin:
Uh, maybe something like...[She shows the drawing to the girls] this?

Hay Lin:
This is like, way, the most realistic sketch I ever did!

Will:
Holy cow! It's real!

Taranee:
Everything you paint comes to life!

Cornelia:
Oh, let's go clothes painting!

Irma:
Martin, where's Will?!

Martin:
[singing and playing the lute] Alas, the maid you seek, my dear, has ne'er this morn appeared.

Irma:
Ughh, one more note, you eat the lute.

Principal Knickerbocker:
Where's the rest of the committee? The carnival starts in three hours.

Elyon:
I got the balloons!

Principal Knickerbocker:
Balloons are not medieval decorations!

Elyon:
There's really old air inside them.

Irma:
Uh, well uh, we do have a medieval minstrel!

Martin:
Giveth me a minute, milady! Got to tuneth me lute.

Will; [Holding paint thinner in one hand, and the Heart of Kandrakar in the other. The hand holding the pain thinner is shaking] Guys, I'm getting a cramp in my turpentine holding hand.

Cornelia:
Huh, I recognise that aggressive behaviour.

Irma:
Sir Girlahad [unveils her helmet] at your service.

Principal Knickerbocker:
Where is Will Vandom?! This spring carnival is a disaster!

Martin:
Ha, tell me! [He turns around and points to the lute stuck in his trousers] Uriah gave me a lute wedgie in me green sleeves.

Hay Lin:
[Working at the restaurant "The Silver Dragon"] Uh, thanks for helping out today, Caleb.

Caleb:
[Carrying a tray of beverages] Hey, what are friends for? I am getting paid, right?

Hay Lin:
Um, I don't think that order was to go.

Will:
[To the Heart of Kandrakar] Change back!

Irma:
Uh, you might wanna check the batteries in the old, Heart of Kandrakar, there. We didn't change back.

Blunk:
Blunk dry. Girls bath.

Yan Lin:
Just a minute! [She answers the door, to see the Guardians in Guardian form] Girls! I told you never to appear in public in Guardian form...or smelling like that.

Caleb:
[To the Guardians] So, you came to me for help. That was smart...real smart.

Cornelia:
Now, if only you were smart...real smart.

Will:
Hey, love birds, knock it off!

Cornelia:
I have never been so insulted!

Hay Lin:
Or filthy!

Will:
Oh, well that's just great, who wants to date a ninety five pound moth?

Will:
What is that?!

Blunk:
Blunk know.

Irma:
What is it?

Blunk:
Big hungry plant.

Caleb:
So what do I do? I cut the ropes and I swing magnificently right into the open Portal!

Cornelia:
Then you skid magnificently across fifty feet of paved road.

Caleb:
Ow! Careful.

Cornelia:
Sorry, Mr Brave Hero.

Hay Lin:
Guys! Guys! Guess what? [Notices Caleb] Wow, what happened to you?

Cornelia:
Standard hero injuries.

Hay Lin:
Huh, anyway, Elyon got a guy!

Irma:
A guy!?

Taranee:
Who?

Cornelia:
She didn't tell me!

Hay Lin:
Well, it just happened. This guy, Brian, he's a dog walker. They met when a Pomeranian stopped to sniff her ankle. Is that cute, or what?

Irma:
Nobody ever sniffs my ankle,

Taranee:
Good for Elyon. She's been so unhappy since she dumped Mark.

Caleb:
She dumped a guy, so she's unhappy?

Cornelia:
Well, duh, she didn't have a boyfriend.

Caleb:
Well duh yourself. She had a boyfriend until she dumped him. Guess we're a little backwards in Meridian, we only ask people out we actually like.

Will:
[Whispering to Taranee] Hahahaha...so, what's taking him so long with Corny?

Blunk:
[referring to the Larvek] Nice buggy thingy...

Blunk:
Girls!

Hay Lin:
Blunk! I told you, no more free food.

Hay Lin:
Will! [Hay Lin performs martial arts]

Will:
[She takes out the Heart of Kandrakar] Woah, Guardians Unite!

Blunk:
No, no, no! Good, blue thing.

Will:
Oh! Duh, Caleb's friend - Vortoack, right?

Vathek:
Vathek.

Irma:
So, uh, how've you been? You look, uh...blue.

Vathek:
I must speak with Caleb.

Hay Lin:
Oh, he's not here, tell us!

Hay Lin:
[dryly] Caleb, what a surprise.

Caleb:
We need to go.

Will:
Well, we're eating. What's the rush?

Caleb:
The sister of Phobos has been identified.

Caleb:
Her name is Elyon Brown.

Cornelia:
That's not possible.

Cornelia:
I don't believe it. I have known Elyon all of my life, she is my best friend.

Caleb:
Phobos' sister, the heir to the Meridian throne, was brought to Earth over twelve years ago.

Cornelia:
Elyon was born, right here in Heatherfield Memorial.

Will:
How does she know that?!

Cornelia:
I am not fighting her, I don't care who she is.

Will:
We have a job to do.

Cornelia:
What? Betraying our friends?

Cornelia:
[Referring to Elyon] She's done nothing wrong, but we're following her, like she's some kind of criminal.

Will:
You heard what Mrs Lin said, they're going to come for her!

Cornelia:
I don't even know if I believe any of this about Elyon.

Will:
You're also the one who didn't believe we could fly.

Cornelia:
Oh, I'm so sorry I disagree with you, Miss Sealer of the Portals.

Will:
Look, I like Elyon too...

Will:
Ughh! Blunk, Caleb told you to stay back.

Blunk:
Will! Will! Trouble!

Will:
It's a Haunted House. People are supposed to run out screaming.

Blunk:
From fake monster, not real, buggy thingy.

Cornelia:
You guys, if Elyon's in danger how can we know that and not tell her?

Irma:
I'm with Cornelia.

Taranee:
If we tell her that she's the princess of evil city, she'll think we're crazy. Where does that get us?

Irma:
Oh, I'm with Taranee.

Will:
We can't tell her.

Cornelia:
Fine.

Caleb:
Wait! Don't close the portal.

Caleb:
Purple Slime? That can only come from one thing...a hermeneuta beast.

Hay Lin:
Hooh! I'm afraid to ask.

Hay Lin:
[About the juvenile hermeneuta beast] Can we keep it?

Cornelia:
[sarcastically] Oh, sure! Let's be Guardians of the Veil and raise a wild, slimy, invisible pig!

Cornelia:
I never thought I'd say this, but, I envy Irma.

Hay Lin:
Oh, that smells soooo good! I didn't have dinner.

Cornelia:
Shhh, or you'll be dinner.

Irma:
Nothing says Par-tay like Three Little Pigs cups.

Eleanor:
Maybe it's time she knew.

Thomas:
Yeah, right, that we're not human and she's from another world?

Eleanor:
I'd hope that we never have to explain her that we bought her here to save her life.

Elyon:
[after seeing W.I.T.C.H. transform into Guardians] What are you?!

Cornelia:
Ughh, I have had it!

Taranee:
Cornelia, we all feel terrible about Elyon, but...

Will:
We thought we were protecting her. We thought Phobos would take longer to find her.

Cornelia:
No, you thought that. I am sick of playing follow the leader. My best friend is in the clutches of some creature. Things were going just fine before you came to this school!

Hay Lin:
It's not all Will's fault!

Cornelia:
Whatever! The point is, this protecting the Veil thing is becoming really unfun.

Irma:
Cornelia, it's not an after school activity, it's our responsibility to answer the call of duty.

Cornelia:
Well, duty can lose my phone number.

Taranee:
What are you talking about?

Cornelia:
I'm over this!

Taranee:
Cornelia, even friends fight.

Hay Lin:
We'll all be best friends tomorrow! Pinky swear!

Cornelia:
The pinky isn't going to fix this one.

Will:
Maybe we should have told Elyon the truth.

Cornelia:
Yes, we should have. And now I'm going to do something I should have done a long time ago - I quit!

Hay Lin:
I hope you mean dairy!

Cornelia:
I mean this friendship, I mean the Guardians! Somebody else can fight big lizards and gargoyles for a while. [She storms off]

Caleb:
I just saw Cornelia, she's hiding out, listening to girl music.

Yan Lin:
Oh, she just needs time.

Caleb:
She needs better taste in music.

Hay Lin:
She blocked me from her online friends list.

Yan Lin:
Oh, that is serious.

Will:
Earth to Cornelia, this is an earthworm and you're the Earth Guardian.

Cornelia:
Duh to Will, not anymore!

Irma:
[About whether Elyon brought over a possession of the Guardians to Meridian] I gave her my CD, but I don't think they'd eat 'Boyzilla'.

Irma:
[Referring to the Mudslugs] Hmm, speedy little devils.

Irma:
[Referring to the Mudslugs] Will! There's thousands of these things, how are we going to get rid of...

Irma:
Hmm, I didn't even say please.

Taranee:
I thought I was freaked before, but it turns out I was just semi-freaked, because now I am freaky-freaked!

Will:
Cornelia, you came!

Cornelia:
I'm a sucker for radio dedications and I couldn't let my girlies down.

Will:
[arriving late] Sorry, guys!

Irma:
By the way, it's okay to wear that outfit with a watch!

Cornelia:
[disgusted] We ran out of gossip. We had to talk about schoolwork.

Will:
My mom grounded me. I had to go out the window.

Taranee:
Well, did you leave an Astral Drop of yourself?

Will:
No. I want her to think I've run away and been captured by bears!

Cornelia:
Can we please transform? I'm cold and sweatshirts make me look fat.

Hay Lin:
[Referring to unveiling/destroying the "ghosts" of Elyon] Y'know, add some creepy noises and this'd be a really cool video game.

Hay Lin:
So, anyone know anything about a missing sketchbook?

Irma:
No, but you win the Random Question Of The Day Award.

Irma:
Taranee, Tarantula, you could be related.

Elyon:
I wanted you all to see what I've been learning.

Elyon:
Goodbye, "friends"!

Hay Lin:
Boy, when a friend of yours goes bad, she really goes bad.

Elyon:
[after trapping Cornelia with her bubble] Enjoy your new home. You're going to be here forever.

Taranee:
[asking Will about her encounter with Matt] Okay, exact words, Will.

Will:
[imitating Matt word for word] 'You wanna go with me?'

Hay Lin:
Date! Definitely a date.

Hay Lin:
Oh, those zombie Rebels are kinda in the demolition zone, Will!

Cornelia:
[softly] So we send them a subtle warning.

Irma:
Everyone into the pools!

Will:
Hay Lin, sound is carried by air. Can you find the marching band?

Hay Lin:
I hear the horn...and about six really out of tune clarinets.

Will:
Haha! Thank you, Radio Hay Lin!

Hay Lin:
[about the Book of Secrets] Is there, like, an online version we could hack to?

Irma:
[sarcastically] What, like Phobos'-Secrets-dot-evil?

Hay Lin:
There is a new portal but, uh...[To Cornelia] you're not going to like it.

Hay Lin:
It's about a hundred yards out and about fifty feet down

Taranee:
Well, we'll have to swim it.

Cornelia:
Swim?!

Irma:
Y'know, body in water, legs kicking.

Cornelia:
No, I, I, um, I just washed my hair, if it gets wet, it'll get all frizzicky. Alright, I can't swim!

Will, Irma, Taranee, Hay Lin:
What?!

Irma:
No problem.

Irma:
Hay Lin.

Irma:
Everybody in!

Hay Lin:
I hear lots of men talking.

Taranee:
An ambush?

Irma:
Or a Star Trek convention.

Irma:
After a sword burn, immediately apply cold water.

Cornelia:
Uh, Irma!

Taranee:
[To a guard] We'll float to the surface, like a big bubble...theoretically.

Irma:
Top floor - kitchen accessories.

Taranee:
Ok, what's the biggest problem, guards and catapults or [She looks down to the water, where Cedric is] Mr Freak The Salamander!?

Will:
[To Irma and Hay Lin] Y'know that bubble that got us here, how big [Hay Lin and Irma look at each other] can you make one and how cold?

Irma:
[To Hay Lin] You ready?

Will:
Here are your thugs Phobos!

Cornelia:
Now, you may need to give them about thirty minutes on the spin cycle!

Irma:
Oh, and your big scaly pet should be back about, hmm, sunrise! But I warn you, he doesn't have very good news. Ciao!

The Whisperers:
[About the fate of Vathek, due to him betraying Phobos, in favour of the Guardians] He shall taste the wrath of Phobos, trapped in a black rose.

Elyon:
I want you to stop searching for me. All of you. Meridian is my home now.

Irma:
Oh yeah, I'm sure it's lovely, you know, once you get past the drooling Lurdens.

Cornelia:
[Referring to the extrema skating] Uh, we're supposed to be having fun, remember?

Irma:
Oh, but kicking his [Uriah's] rhyming challenged butt is going to be extreme fun!

Hay Lin:
[About the Heart of Kandrakar, which after assimilating the Seal of Phobos, can now open portals] Woah! The Heart of Kandrakar got turbo charged!

Will:
[After showing Caleb the Heart of Kandrakar's new power to open portals] All aboard for Earth!

Will:
Ah, boys!

Hay Lin:
[About ways of opening the Book of Secrets] Which we've tried everything but dynamite to open! Hey!

Yan Lin:
You don't need dynamite, you have something [The Heart of Kandrakar] better.

Yan Lin:
Remember, the Seal of Phobos is a key...a universal key.

Irma:
Uh, did those flowers whisper anything about invisible ink?

Taranee:
[About bowling, after Hay Lin has celebrated missing the pins] You do know the objective is to hit them.

Hay Lin:
Anyone can hit the pins. There's like ten of them. How many people can miss them, huh?

Cornelia:
[to Caleb] I'm blonde, not dense!

Will:
Nice work, C!

Cornelia:
Why, thank you, W.

Cornelia:
You're going to leave the walking stomach in charge of food?

Will:
Even he can't eat all of this. [to Blunk] Blunk, there's the recipe book. Don't eat the cookies... or the book!

Will:
Good thinking, Corny. That tunnel took the Larveks by surprise.

Taranee:
They'll get over it.

Hay Lin:
[Noticing the Larveks] Oh, I don't think so. [To the Larveks] Here, why don't you bite the dust instead?

Yan Lin:
[About Hay Lin's dream] You know, Hay Lin, the Air Guardian often has power to anticipate other's feelings. Some have this power to a greater degree than others. I hope it was just a dream.

Irma:
We know you have a choice, so thanks for flying Air Guardian. We hope you have a pleasant time fighting evil during your stay.

Hay Lin:
[About Blunk] Aww, he's sick and his momma's taking care of him.

Will:
[About whether she can contact the other Guardians through the Heart of Kandrakar] Ughh, They can't hear me. This is a mystic jewel, not a walkie-talkie.

Elyon:
No! You will not enter my castle and ruin my home!

Cornelia:
Elyon, no! These are the good guys! Listen to me, you're incredible danger. Phobos is gonna plan to...

Elyon:
I though I told you to stay away from me! [attacks Cornelia with her wave attack]

Cornelia:
Elyon! [She crashes into a wall]

Elyon:
You will stop this now!

Hay Lin:
[To Cornelia and Will] [sighs] Caleb, Matt. Can you two talk about anything besides your boyfriends?!

Will:
Oooh, Matt's text messaging me [She reads it out] 'Need 2 C U'

Cornelia:
[Discussing how badly injured the guard is] Ooh, I have first aid training, in case of cheer leading accidents!

Irma:
Ok, Corny, he was hit by a spike, not a pompom.

Blunk:
Thank You! Thank You! But Caleb still Blunk favourite.

Phobos:
Your friends are becoming something of a nuisance!

Phobos:
[after Elyon captures Will, Irma, Cornelia, and Hay Lin] Wait, why are there only four of them?

Elyon:
Why do you have to spoil my happiness?! Why can't you leave me alone?!

Cornelia:
Elyon, you have to let us go!

Elyon:
No, I wanna find out what you're up to!

Will:
We have to get loose!

Irma:
I so hate to do this to ya, babe. Water!

Will:
[exiting the Silver Dragon] Oh, what a day.

Taranee:
Oh, what a meal.

Irma:
Nothing like rescuing a hundred rebels from an evil Prince to build up your appetite!

Caleb:
How are we going to get my army across the Meridian Plains to the castle without being seen?

Irma:
How about we disguise them as a thousand door-to-door salesmen? [goofy voice] Hi, would you like to subscribe to Home And Princess Magazine?

Martin:
Hey, Matt! I'm glad I ran into you. I need some woman advice. You know, for me and Irma.

Matt:
Wrong guy, Martin. I'm still trying to figure Will out. Yesterday, she grabs me and kisses me and today she's like, get off my sidewalk.

Martin:
I know exactly what you mean! Except for that kissing part.

Matt:
I shouldn't have given up so easily.

Martin:
I find that giving up is what women like best about me!

Hay Lin:
Um, Will, wasn't that your boyfriend?

Will:
Matt?!

Will:
Oh dear!

Matt:
Will?

Will:
Oh boy! I'd love to take you back to Earth and explain all this.

Matt:
Back to Earth?

Will:
But, unfortunately, we're chasing this little green guy who betrayed us to sell something of ours to the Prince of Evil, so we have to keep moving.

Matt:
[seeing Blunk and Jeek for the first time] What's that smell?

Will:
Guardians, unite!

Hay Lin:
Watch this, Matt, it's really cool!

Irma:
Got a few tricks up my sleeve to! Haha!

Will:
Matt, are you okay?

Matt:
I think so.

Will:
I guess now you understand why I missed a couple of classes lately? Let's go home.

Taranee:
[to Blunk] We feel so bad we suspected you of stealing.

Cornelia:
Hey, speak for yourself. I'm still missing two pens and a scrunchie!

Blunk:
[pretend helpful] Look under bed?

Will:
Matt, I know how you feel. It took me a long time to get it, too. The important thing is you can't tell anyone.

Matt:
I wouldn't even know what to tell.

[Will and Matt hug]

Hay Lin:
So, Cornelia, since she saved our lives with the jumping up and down idea, are you gonna lay off Irma for never saying anything useful?

Blunk:
Cornelia's face say "don't push luck girlie".

Cornelia:
Ok.

Yan Lin:
What about the boy, Matt, who saw you in your Guardian form?

Will:
I talked to Matt. He was a little shocked. Okay, terror-stricken after seeing the Metaworld, but he knows Elyon from school. He wants to help.

Irma:
Sorry I couldn't keep you, Mr. Huggles.

Will:
Me too, Mr. Huggles!

Blunk:
[drooling] Blunk take Mr. Huggles!

Cornelia:
No! He's a pet, not a furry snack.

Blunk:
Blunk help plan battle and stay close to nice pet?

Irma:
Face it, dude, you're not a warrior. You are a scavenger.

Blunk:
[offended] Goods recycler!

Elyon:
I used to have dreams about flying. This is even better.

Phobos:
Your powers seemed to reach their peek. Your relatives will be proud.

Elyon:
Oh, hi! You scared me. You want to meet me for something?

Phobos:
Yes, I'm sorry, Elyon. We need you to sit on the throne again.

Elyon:
Hey, no problem! It's not a kind of thing a girl objects to. [flies to her throne and sits down. Absorbs fire onto her feet] Ta-da! [Absorbs water onto her head] Ta-da! You really think we need more rehearsal for tomorrow?

Phobos:
Ah, there's been a slight change in plans. The coronation isn't tomorrow morning, it's going to be tonight.

Elyon:
Tonight?! You're kidding! Why?

Phobos:
In case any kind of attack was being planned to save you.

Elyon:
What do you mean save me?

Cornelia:
I had this horrible, overpowering feeling. Elyon's in huge trouble right now!

Irma:
Corny, the last emergency flash you had was that Capri pants were over.

Elyon:
Phobos, please, let me go!

Phobos:
[laughs] Dear sister, after all this preparation, why do you think you were brought here?

Caleb:
We need to attack now. Cornelia suddenly felt the Princess is in danger.

Vathek:
Caleb, are you sure that your feelings for the Guardian girl isn't clouding your... [Cornelia and Will look and smile at each other] My men are ready.

Hay Lin:
[To a rebel, as they go through the portal] Got get 'em! [To another rebel] Nice hat! By the way.

Caleb:
Well, this is it. The final battle for Meridian has begun. You should go on ahead.

[Cornelia arches an eyebrow at Hay Lin and Hay Lin arches her eyebrow.]

Hay Lin:
Oh! I'll be in the other...world if you need me.

[She bows down, with hands together, and holds two thumbs up and laughs, as she goes through the portal, where yo can only see one thumbs up and leaves Cornelia and Caleb alone, Cornelia sighs with relief and they kiss.]

Blunk:
Boyfriend of Will! Hello again!

Matt:
You're that uh, that...

Blunk:
[extending his slimy hand] Blunk! High-five!

Matt:
I don't think so.

Blunk:
[shrugging] Uh, Suit self. That one [portal] only rocks. Follow! [Blunk walks through the other portal and Matt follows]

Miranda:
The Guardians are here and some of your worthless guards have joined them.

Phobos:
WHAT?!

Blunk:
[To Cedric] Not just scavenger...warrior!

Matt:
How can I help?

Will:
Wha... what are you talking about?! And what are you doing here?! You're just a kid!

Matt:
What? So are you! Yesterday, you said Earth was in danger.

[Taranee launches a fire attack on Cedric]

Will:
You've got to come with me now.

Caleb:
Meet Tynar's group, go towards the throne room, look for Phobos. [Phobos appears] Never mind. I found him.

Matt:
[seeing Phobos] Who is that?!

Will:
Unfortunately, that's the home team.

Elyon:
[after finding out that Phobos tricked her] Cornelia! Oh, Cornelia, I'm so sorry!

Cornelia:
Don't get sappy on me. We have work to do.

Phobos:
You're no match for my powers by now!

Cedric:
I don't understand how they got inside.

Phobos:
You have failed me for the last time!

Phobos:
[attempting to get the Heart of Kandrakar] You have something I need!

Elyon:
Hello, brother!

Phobos:
No! This can't be how it ends!

Caleb:
Funny how tyrants always say that.

Elyon:
This castle, hundreds of guards, your creatures, all that energy just to perpetuate an evil lie. Goodbye, Phobos. You were never my brother.

Elyon:
I'll miss you!

Cornelia:
No way you'll miss me! I'm inviting myself back once a week for dinner in your new castle!

Yan Lin:
[standing in the crowd, next to The Mage] Evil sometimes rises...but it always falls. You must guard Phobos very carefully. A tyrant who has tasted power is twice as dangerous.

Matt:
Man! I think I left my parents in the restaurant. Oh well, what's our next adventure?

Will:
Our next adventure?

Blunk:
Blunk visit lots!

Caleb:
What do you mean, visit? You live here!

Blunk:
Only part time. Earth need hero like Blunk too!

Irma:
Yes! You're my hero, Blunk.

Will:
[To Matt] I can't believe it's all over.

The Mage:
So, now it all begins.