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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHGAHGAHGAHAHAHHAHGA OH MAN! That was so fucking funny when I first fucking saw it in the movie theaters XD XDXD looool XD
i remember sitting there (by myself as per usual) just laughing my lungs out (this was pre-covid so my lungs were okay :/ ) anyway long story short. i kept laughing to the point where the rest of the movie goers began paying more attention to me than the actual movie. AND THEY WEREN'T HAPPY! despite all this negative attention i was unable to hold in the chuckles as i replayed the masterpiece of a scene back in my head over and over, and what's worse, the more i laughed the funnier it got. it wasn't long until i began to feel sick from all the laughing, and started vomiting on my lap. by this point people were disgusted with my behavior and started leaving the cinema. i remember the staff trying to calm people down (some girls even fainted XDXDXD) and asked them to "remain seated". the smell of vomit pierced the room as people rushed towards the exit pushing each other over in a desperate attempt to leave. fortunately, i was pretty much the first in line and i made it to the exit pretty quickly. but OH NO, as we got to the door, the people behind me pushed me against the guy right in front of me and all i could think of was "That's a nice haircut. Did you make it yourself?" and burst out laughing again. It was the lethal combination of this squeeze and the joke itself that caused me to empty my stomach one last time: all over the other guy's back XDDDDDDDDDD more »