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SKROOB: Alright, I’ll give it a shot. What the Hell, it worked on “Star Trek”!

ZIRCON: Snotty, beam him down.

SNOTTY: Yes, sir! Immediately, sir.

OFFICER: Gee, beasties, what’s happened to his head?!

ZIRCON: It’s on backwards!

SKROOB: This is terrible! Somebody do something! Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?!

(** everyone laughs, Skroob scratches himself **)

SNOTTY: I’m sorry, sir, it must’ve been a microconverter malfunction! It could be the air locking system. Lock 1, Lock 2, Lock 3… Loch Lomond.

(** Skroob is beamed back to his office. His head is once again forwards **)

ZIRCON: Are you alright, sir?!

SKROOB: Fine! Fine! No thanks to you!

ZIRCON: We’ll have Snotty beam you back, sir.

SKROOB: Forget it! No more beaming! This time I’m gonna walk!

(** Skroob walks one room over from his office **)

OFFICER: PRESIDENT SKROOB, SALUTE!

EVERYONE: HAIL SKROOB!

(** everyone salutes Skroob with the Spaceball Salute **)

CHARLENE & MARLENE: Hello President Skroob!

SKROOB: Oh, hello Charlene!

MARLENE: I’m Marlene!

SKROOB: Hello Marlene!

CHARLENE: I’m Charlene!

SKROOB: Chew your gum!

(** Skroob turns to Comandarette Zircon **)

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