Connie ~”Don’t you make me a widow on my wedding day, Curtis.”
– Maximum Overdrive Movie Quote
Brett~”pull in there!...and if you don’t take your hand off my leg, you’re gonna be wiping your ass with a hook the next time you take a dump”
Handy the Happy Toyz truck driver: (in response to why the truck is operating on its own) “I don’t know but he musta been some kinda hot wire Cham—peen!”