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  July 2019     3 years ago

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Christine:
That last skit is very important. It helps to prove how one can not always believe how surveys say. For all we know, the people at home filling out the ballots may simply be a bunch of uneducated buffoons.

[She realizes what she just said.]

Christine:
OH, NO, NO! I didn't mean to say that! Oh, who wrote the cue cards?!

[Ross, holding a card, points to himself and chuckles. Cut to The Preverts watching the show.]

Mr. Prevert:
That girl just called me an uneducated buffoon. I am not voting for her.

Mrs. Prevert:
I always thought she was remarkably perceptive.

– You Can't Do That on Television, Season 3 (1982)  Show Quote

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Announcer:
"Fred Sanford, The World's Best Dressed Man" will not be seen at this time in order that we may bring you the following tasteless program.

– You Can't Do That on Television, Season 3 (1982)  Show Quote

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[Christine enters the studio]

Kevin:
Where do you think you're going?

Christine:
To do the introduction to the show.

Lisa:
You can't do that on television!

Christine:
Yeah, that's the show, alright.

– You Can't Do That on Television, Season 3 (1982)  Show Quote

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Mr. Prevert:
[wearing a giant beanie] When I was your age, Dougie, we all had these hats. We called them beanies.

Doug:
Is that why so many men your age are bald now, Dad? Did the propeller blow all their hair off?

Mr. Prevert:
Whaddaya mean, "bald"? GO TO BED!

– You Can't Do That on Television, Season 3 (1982)  Show Quote

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Lisa:
Christine, have you ever tried the water diet?

Christine:
No, what's that-- Oh, you drink all the water you want...

Lisa:
No, you don't exactly drink it.

Christine:
(realizing something) Oh no...

[Christine gets drenched.]

Lisa:
Christine, the wet look is in. Oh, you got it this time.

– You Can't Do That on Television, Season 3 (1982)  Show Quote

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