Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

[after the demons got done watching does the orientation video about The Flip]

Jon the Torture Consultant:
Okay, any questions?

Troy:
That Chubby Checker?

Jon the Torture Consultant:
No, that is Beefy Backgammon, our own IWT Communications rock-and-roll legend.

Troy:
And -- And how are the flip and a twist different again?

Jon the Torture Consultant:
Let's not get hung up on the terminology. It's clearly and ironic flip what we're doing, okay? Any more questions?

[Gary raised his hand up]

Jon the Torture Consultant:
Yes?

Gary Bunda:
You know, people sell us their souls, we got their souls, like, why do we have to pull, like, clever mean sh*t?

Jon the Torture Consultant:
We're not "pulling mean sh*t." It's an ironic twist, sorry, flip. It's not my job to change corporate policy on flips. It is my charge to make sure that your flips are TWIST. "Twist Wish Ironically, Screwing Turkeys."

Troy:
So you're calling it a flip, but the acronym is TWIST, and the word "twist" is inside the acronym.

Jon the Torture Consultant:
Yeah, we were sued, okay. You happy? You figured it out, congrats. CLEARLY we couldn't do the real thing cause Chubby Checker likes to sue the f*** out of people and yet you gotta say [mocking] "Oh wait a minute, wha-- A duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh twist? A buh buh buh flip?" What a f***ing a**hole you are. Look at you.