Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell2013

Satan:
So, uh, let me get this straight. You wanted to reconnect with your daughter's roommate? And walk a mile in someone's else's shoes...uh, on your stomach?

Jon the Torture Consultant:
Yes, I mean, Gary got it. He totally gets the concept now of the flip. Uh, what can I say? He nailed me to a "T."

Satan:
Yeah, doesn't seem legit, but I do happen to know that "Centipede" is your favorite movie. So, well done, Gary.

Jon the Torture Consultant:
Oh! Alright! Great, so, uh, cut her off of me and I can get my money?

Satan:
Uh, what did we say? 30 thousand bucks?

Jon the Torture Consultant:
Yeah.

Satan:
[whistles]

[Satan gives Jon, 30 thousand bucks but instead gives him bucks that look like deers]

Satan:
Try not to spend it all in one place, Jon.

Jon the Torture Consultant:
We had a contract for 30 thousand US dollars!

Satan:
It's gotta be tough to run with somebody sewed to your a**hole. Use your other foot, the -- The -- The stomach foot.