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Shake:
Dancing is forbidden! It is mystery time we have a case to solve! Aqua Teen Hunger Force assemble!

– Aqua Teen Hunger Force

added by frylockathf
3 months ago

Jamie:
We came here to get a hole in the wall, and, darn it, we're gonna get a hole in the wall! When in doubt...C4! (Chuckles)

– MythBusters, 2008

added by johnl.00030
3 months ago

There's a reason you lost, DIO. One simple reason... You pissed me off.

– JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

added by paws_t
10 months ago

There's a reason you lost, DIO. One simple reason... You pissed me off.

– JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders

added by paws_t
10 months ago

“Tally Hall!”

-All Band Members.

– Tally Hall’s Internet Show

added by blythe.blaike
1 year ago

“Pardon me neighbor, what a lovely day! Could we perchance borrow a cup of your finest sugar?” -Tom

– Eddsworld

added by blythe.blaike
1 year ago

“Holy bug in a pizza box!” -Tom

– Eddsworld

added by blythe.blaike
1 year ago

“Eddsworld! Eddsworld!

Sorry, whose world is it?

Eddsworld!”

– Eddsworld

added by blythe.blaike
1 year ago

Roman:
I'm not a radical feminist, Dad, but I think perhaps we should not fire her for receiving pictures of my d***.

– Succession

added by acronimous
1 year ago

Tom:
You create this kind of protective shell, but underneath, we're all just little nudie turtles.

– Succession

added by acronimous
1 year ago

Karl:
Oink, oink, oink, oink!

– Succession

added by acronimous
1 year ago

Shiv:
He could say anything. He could tell everyone he's Barbra Streisand.

– Succession

added by acronimous
1 year ago

Kendall:
I thought you'd all be dressed like f***** Björk.

– Succession

added by acronimous
1 year ago

Cousin Greg:
If it is to be said, so it be, so it is.

– Succession

added by acronimous
1 year ago

Gerri:
You little slime puppy.

– Succession

added by acronimous
1 year ago

Mary:
"Apparently ripping off your own people has its upside. I wish I had people to rip off."

– In Plain Sight, Season 1

added by williamc.49241
1 year ago

Jeremy Clarkson:
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

– Top Gear

added by davidb
1 year ago

Pam:
Aw, I wouldn't shit you. You're my favorite turd.

– Archer

added by dbzgabe
1 year ago

Breakfast Bot:
That was not a sufficient break. (He hears Adelaide and the marmosets whistling in their underground tunnel.) do I hear whistling?

Adelaide (after whistling with the marmosets):
well, I don't think I can fit past this. but you guys should be able to. go on ahead. (Uncle Monty is chittering in disappointment.) aw, here. I'll help you. (She tries to get Uncle Monty right past the sign post. but to no avail.) he just won't fit. okay. you guys keep going. (The other marmosets agree with her.) plan B, Uncle Monty.

– Zoo-mergency (The Casagrandes)

added by cartoon_m
2 years ago

Sonya:
...And you ca order take-out

Birkhoff:
Alright, but... you realize we're going to have to kill the delivery man.

– Nikita- Season 2

added by tucholske.christian44
2 years ago

Sophia:
The man is a scuzzball!

– The Golden Girls, Season 1

added by ibuddy66
2 years ago

Lilith:
(giggles) Luckily, most people can't speak Greek. If Kip or Jay did, they may recognize that Theta Alpha Nu are the first three letters of the word Thanatos. That's Greek for death. Clever girls. Jay Roma. Made his first million at the age of 25. Made his first hundred million by the age of 32. But by 35, 20 million hits on his very last video. I guess these chicks are crazier than what he ever dreamed. And as the Greeks say – Kali nichta. Good night.

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
3 years ago

Jay:
Okay. All right. I know what you're doing, you dumb bitches! You think you're gonna embarrass me?! You think you're gonna film me and make me look like an idiot and ruin my reputation?! When I get out of here, you're gonna be dead! To hell with you, and to hell with your harlot friend Caroline!

Emily:
And to think I had second thoughts about this.

Tiffany:
I told you it would be worth it.

Jay:
I'm gonna sue you! I oughta sue you for everything you've got! You wanna film me?! You wanna film me? Go ahead and film me, you stupid harlots!

Tiffany:
Come on. Let's go upstairs and clean up.

Jay:
Wait!

Tiffany:
Congrats, Jay. This will definitely be your biggest hit ever.

Jay:
Where are you going? Hey. Hey, come back here! No! Come back! Please! Hey! Come back...! (coughs and chokes) Hey! Help! Help!

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
3 years ago

Alexis:
By the way, I'm Ashley. When you filmed me, that was my name.

Tiffany:
It was her brilliant idea to use Greek names.

Alexis:
Alexis, from the Greek name Alecto.

Erida:
The goddess of unresting.

Alexis:
I haven't rested since I met you, Jay.

Erida:
Ash graduated magna cum laude in Ancient Greek. She's a member of Mensa, bonehead.

Alexis:
I have a feeling I'll rest tonight.

Jay:
What do you want?! What do you want?!!

Erida:
Isn't it obvious?

Tiffany:
We all appeared in your videos. Now it's your turn to be in ours.

– Femme Fatales

added by Xyloguy
3 years ago

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