American Dad!, Season 1

Stan Smith:
Francine, you be careful when out there today; we're at terror alert orange! Which means something could go down somewhere in some way at some point in time, SO LOOK SHARP!

Hayley Smith:
You know, Dad, it's great that you and your CIA buddies have made up some fun little way to keep the masses paralyzed in fear.

Stan Smith:
You like shaving your armpits, Hayley? Huh? 'Cause if the terrorists take over this country, that's the first thing to go! [the toaster pops up its products and Stan quickly takes out his gun and shoots it numerous times, destroying the toaster and nearly the toast]

Hayley Smith:
[staring at Stan in shock with the rest of the family] It's just toast, Dad.

Stan Smith:
This time it was toast, Hayley...This time!

Francine Smith:
It's okay. This one will be mine. [claims the shot-up toast]