Game of Thrones, Season 1

Tywin Lannister:
[on Robb Stark] The boy may lack experience, but he does have a certain provincial courage. [glares at Tyrion as he arrives to the briefing, late]

Tyrion Lannister:
Oh, do continue.

Tywin Lannister:
I do hope your savages are going to be of some use, otherwise we wasted good steel on them.

Kevan Lannister:
The great hairy one insisted he must have two battle-axes, heavy black steel, double-sided.

Tyrion Lannister:
Shagga likes axes.

Tywin Lannister:
When the battle commences, you and your wildlings will be in the vanguard.

Tyrion Lannister:
The vanguard? Me and the tribesmen, on the front lines?

Addam Marband:
They do seem rather ferocious.

Tyrion Lannister:
Ferocious? Last night a Moon Brother stabbed a Stone Crow over a sausage. Three Stone Crows seized the Moon Brother and opened his throat. Bronn managed to keep Shagga from chopping off the dead man's cock, which was fortunate, but even still Ulf is demanding blood money, which Shagga and Gunter refuse to pay-

Tywin Lannister:
When soldiers lack discipline, the fault lies with their commander.

Tyrion Lannister:
Surely there are ways to have me killed that would be less detrimental to the war effort!

Tywin Lannister:
There'll be no more discussion on the matter.

Tyrion Lannister:
[Pushes aside his plate] It appears I'm not hungry after all.