Army Wives, Season 6

Hector:
Honey, I'm home!

Gloria:
[unamused] You're hilarious.

Hector:
What's for dinner?

Gloria:
I don't know. What are you making?

Hector:
Come on.

Gloria:
You got two hands. What'cha do before you married me?

Hector:
Drive-thru?

Gloria:
[smiles] We're having chicken.

Hector:
[smiles] Get over here. [pulls Gloria over for a hug]

[They kiss before Gloria pushes him off]

Gloria:
Oh! Hector! You stink!!

Hector:
I've been working!

Gloria:
That is so nasty! Go take a shower and take this crap with you! [points to his rucksack]

Hector:
[laughs] All right, all right, tranquilla.

Gloria:
[seriously] Don't tranquilla me. Did you tell your boss we were having problems?

Hector:
No. Why?

Gloria:
He sent his wife here to check in on me.

Hector:
Mrs. LeBlanc was here? What did she say?

Gloria:
Nothing. I didn't let her in.

Hector:
[shocked] You're joking, right? [Gloria says nothing] Lieutenant LeBlanc is my platoon leader!

Gloria:
Well, I don't need his wife sticking her nose in our business!