Cow and Chicken, Season 2

Cow:
Hoy hmm hmm oh la la la oh yo yo to moo oh ya la la.

Mom:
Chicken, why don't you take a hint from your sister and take out the garbage?

Chicken:
Stop nagging on me! Why do I always have to do everything around here?! [Breaks the T.V.] Get off my case! [Banging the walls]

Mom:
Honey, talk to your son; I had just about all I can take. [Starts to cry]

Dad:
Listen here chief: when you're all grown up and living like some hopped up and crazy bachelor, you can sleep on a pile of garbage for all I care, but as long as your under my roof, you gotta live my rules!

Chicken:
But-

Dad:
That's it. I'll have no back talking, mister. You're grounded![Chicken goes into his room and slams the door] [Cow opens the door and gasps]

Cow:
Where are you going?

Chicken:
I am runnin' away to be a bachelor with cousin Boneless Chicken. No one tells him what to do; he just lays around his cool bachelor pad and does whatever he wants. Astella adiós, Cow. [Chicken hops out of the window]

Cow:
Adiós, big brother. Moo.

Teacher:
Everybody just shut your porktraps for a minute!

The Red Guy:
Plastic surgery isn't just a sport, it's a way of life.

The Red Guy:
Oh, I like your spirit. You're hired. Oh, by the way, who did your wattle?

The Red Guy:
Which one of you weenies is our victim-slash-volunteer?

Cow:
Nip and tuck, short and curl, my brother Chicken is not a girl!

Chicken:
Couldn't have done this without you, Dr. Hiney.

The Red Guy:
Oh please call me Dr. Hiney.

Policeman:
Hey, it says here you're a plastic pipe salesman from bend Oregon!

Chicken:
He wasn't even a New Mexican...

Cow:
Mom! Dad! Photo-realistic beaver is teasing me again!

[Mom has ordered Chicken to stay in the tub until he takes a bath, and Mom, Dad, and Cow need to use the toilet]

Dad:
Chicken? Hurry up and take that bath, I gotta get in there!

Chicken:
No dice.

Cow:
Chicken? Are you done yet? I need to visit the reading room...to read?

Mom:
Me too, Chicken, can I, um, use the bathroom too?

Dad:
Come on son, I gotta core the apple!

Mom:
I have to launch the raft!

Dad:
Come on Chicken, I have to brick up the chimney!

Cow:
I need to stir the bean, big brother! Will you be much longer?

Chicken:
I ain't takin' no bath!

Dad:
Come on! I gotta, uh, uh, feed the ducks.

Cow:
Why don't you just get it over with, Chicken? I need to wax the board!

Chicken:
The bathroom is closed for the duration.

Dad:
Chicken! For crying out loud, I gotta jump the gun!

Mom:
I can't hold it any longer! ...Could you please hurry honey?

Cow:
I gotta peel the onions!

Chicken:
How rude! Not while I am in the tub, bub!

Mom:
Hurry up! Chicken! I gotta wash the window!

Dad:
I gotta make peace with the Germans!

Mom:
Gotta run for Congress here!

All three:
Come on Chicken, take a bath already!

Cow:
Chicken! It's time to flip the pickles!

Dad:
Come on, Chicken!

Mom:
I gotta resole the family christen!

Cow:
I simply must pull the rip cord!

Dad:
I must wash the windows!

Mom:
I, I, I gotta spoon the balls!

Cow:
Let the little puppies run! Please?

Dad:
Gotta shake hands with the President!

Mom:
Gotta press the issue!

Cow:
Chicken, I need to let the cat out!

Dad:
It's time to drive the governor home...

Mom:
I...need...to...stuff...the...olives!

Cow:
Have to shuck the corn!

Mom:
Oooh! It is time to burp the baby!

Cow:
May I please stabber out the facts?

Mom:
I...I...got...to...strike...my...pansy!

Cow:
Lay some carpet, por favor!

Dad:
Gotta talk to the boss!

Dad:
That is it, Chicken!

Dad Ready or Not Chicken!, Son, if you don't take a bath, then we'll give you one!

Chicken:
(gasps)

Red guy:
this just in family of four disappear’s in a FREAK MILK ACCIDENT hehehe COW AND CHICKEN SHOW CANCELLED not really gee….

In a related story:
FAT RED GUY LOOKING FOR WORK hahahahahaha end