[At the beginning of the episode]
Drake:
Sometimes when you plan to do one thing, something totally different happens.
Josh:
Once I planned to ride my bike to the mall... I hit a bus.
Drake:
Oh Oh and there was this one time I planned a surprise birthday party for Josh...
Josh:
And I'll never forget the surprise party Drake planned for my birthday...
Drake:
When he walked in, we all yelled, "Surprise!"
Josh:
I just wasn't expecting to be surprised by all those people in our room.
Drake:
Josh was so shocked, he threw a punch and nailed our Aunt Barbara right in the jaw.
Josh:
I punched my Aunt Barbara, uh, but it was an accident.
Drake:
When she woke up, she was so mad, she took the present she bought for Josh, and ran over it in our driveway.
Josh:
And then She ran over my new cell phone... with her truck.
Drake:
The whole thing was pretty hysterical.
Josh:
The whole thing was pretty disturbing.
Drake:
The point is.
Josh:
The point is.
Drake:
Whenever you plan something...
Josh:
If you're gonna punch your aunt in the face...
Drake:
Don't be surprised if things take an unexpected twist.
Josh:
She just might run over your new cell phone!
Drake:
Yup.
Josh:
Yeah...
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