Saved by the Bell, Season Three

[Zack meets a college girl and lies about his age]

Slater:
[smiling] So what happened, Preppie? Did she turn you down?

Zack:
Guess again, my high school friend. She and I just agreed to get together and meet at "The Attic".

Screech:
Wow, the attic. That is cool. There could be bats up there.

Slater:
YOU'RE bats, Screech. "The Attic" is an 'over 18' club, and Zack's only 16.

Zack:
That may be true, Slater. But by tomorrow morning, we'll all be 18.

Screech:
Oh no. Mom said I have to move out at 18. I gotta look for a place.

Screech:
[to Zack's pet duck] So long, Becky. And remember... [makes quack sounds]

Screech:
[to Zack] I heard Donald say that to Huey, Dewey, and Louie.

Zack:
And you're screwy.

Zack:
Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?

Mr. Belding Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.

Zack':
Sorry, sir. You're not my type.

Ms. Simpson:
To be or not to be. That is the question. Who said that?

Zack:
You just did, Ma'am

Ms. Simpson:
Right! Hamlet.

Zach to Mr. Belding after he gave him some 'candy' . "The crunchy part's the thorax."