Storm Hawks, Season 2

[Finn has bought tickets for the Ultimate Extreme Mighty Mega Warrior Championship]

Finn:
Did I mention I had to trade ten Power Crystals and our toaster oven so we could all go?

Piper:
That's almost our entire power supply!

Junko:
What? No toast?

[Junko, disguised as the Masked Masher, is up against Clowniac]

Junko:
Uh... Nice, friendly clown...

[Junko shakes hands with Clowniac, only to get shocked by Clowniac's joy buzzer]

Junko:
Bad, mean clown!

[Finn uses a Hypnosis Crystal to give Junko self-confidence]

Finn:
You're braver, stronger, and invincible-er!

[Finn has overdone the hypnosis, making Junko wild]

Finn:
Maybe I overdid it a little...

[Junko throws a warrior across the cage]

Stork:
I'd say... yeah.

[Junko has been unmasked and is now fighting Aerrow]

Aerrow:
Come on, Junko! It's me, Aerrow!

Junko:
Nobody calls me junk! I am the Ultimate Mighty Mega Warrior and you are about to be crushed!

[Finn can't remember the anti-hypnosis words:
"Cyclonia help bad news"]

Finn:
Uh... Cyclonis wears bad shoes!

[Everyone gasps]

Piper:
[sighs] Finn...

Finn:
Uh... Cyclonis, uh, never shampoos!

Master Cyclonis:
[to guard] Throw the rude one into the cage!

[Piper and Cyclonis are ready to fight. Piper has a towel over her shoulders]

Announcer:
Look at this, ladies and gents! It's Master Cyclonis versus...towel girl.

[Piper and Cyclonis are fighting]

Piper:
You shouldn't leave a paper trail on your desk. Now, I can make a Regenerating Crystal, too.

Master Cyclonis:
You're not even close to having skills for something that complex.

Piper:
Closer than you think. [punches Cyclonis] And speaking of skills, you fight like a girl.

The Rebel Ducks think the Storm Hawks stole their Cheese Stone]

Wren:
We found this at the scene of the crime!

[Wren takes out a fake Storm Hawks patch]

Wren:
This is your insignia, is it not?

Piper:
It's a fake! You see, this emblem is stitched. All of ours are painted.

Finn:
Yeah. Like any of us know how to sew.

Stork:
Um, I still think we should stay on the Condor... where it's safe...

Aerrow:
If we hide, we're never gonna find out who's framing us.

Stork:
My hands are too soft for hard labor... I'd never make it on the inside...

[The Storm Hawks are on a wanted poster on a bulletin board]

Piper:
Guys, this is bad...

[Junko looks at the wrong flyer]

Junko:
[scoffs] They want how much for a one-bedroom apartment?

[After reading wanted poster]

Finn:
That's the best picture of me they could find? Hey, why is my bounty less than Stork's?!

Leugey:
[wearing the Aerrow Mask] Ooh! Ooh! Hey! Look at me. I'm a sky knight. [gets hit with a snowball] Owey! Owey! Owey!

Spitz:
[with snowblaster] Ha! Ha! I never knew snowballs were this much fun. [snorts]

[Finn's Skimmer has been turned into cheese]

Finn:
[sniffs] Is that me or is that the cheese?

[Finn knocks Leugey off his skimmer]

Finn:
[chuckles] And my bounty was less than Stork's.

[Stork walks onto the bridge with only a bath towel on]

Stork:
Oh, sure... I make a nice, relaxing swamp bath, and we just have to get attacked...

[Aerrow is shouting orders]

Aerrow:
Stork, find some cover, fast!

[Referring to his lack of clothing, Radarr having pulled off his towel to plug up a steam leak]

Stork:
Was getting kinda drafty... [reaches for his towel]

Aerrow:
I meant for the ship...

Stork:
Right...

Piper:
Actually, if you could do both, that would be great.

[The Storm Hawks are preparing for a trip to the stratosphere. Stork walks in wearing a strange costume]

Piper:
...Stork?

Stork:
[after removing helmet] My prototype strato-suit... for protection from the dangers of the upper atmosphere...

Finn:
Are those... radishes?

Stork:
Only known defense against... strato-elves... [begins pointing to varies doodads on the suit, from his left to his right] This wards off the warro-weasels; this drives away the dreaded mist bunnies... [makes a hand gesture that looks like a rabbit, then points to the helmet] Oh, and that's the air supply.

Aerrow:
Uh, that's great, Stork. But for the rest of us, just do the air part, okay?

Stork:
Eh, it's your funeral, man...

[Ravess is up in the stratosphere]

Master Cyclonis:
So, you've been using my platform for sneak attacks?

Ravess:
Indeed, Master. With the Storm Hawks out of the way-

Master Cyclonis:
The Storm Hawks had no clue we were up there until you started taking potshots at them.

Ravess:
But Master, it's the perfect opportunity-

Master Cyclonis:
This project is all the opportunity we need. Focus on completing it, or I'll start taking potshots at you.

[Ravess has sent an "exopod" into the exosphere. Aerrow and Radarr must destroy it]

Piper:
Your path will directly intercept the exopod. Once you've destroyed it, the Condor will move in position to catch you. Don't miss your re-entry window.

Stork:
Or... you'll drift off into... the point of no return...

[Aerrow and Radarr missed the exopod due to Piper's miscalculation]

Aerrow:
Piper, I'm going to need a new calculation, this time with me going around the far side of the Atmos.

Piper:
Aerrow, that's never been done before.

Stork:
I really don't think that's gonna stop him.

[On the deck of the Condor]

Piper:
Well, you did it, Aerrow. You really did it!

Aerrow:
I did.

Piper:
[leans closer to Aerrow] What was it like?

Aerrow:
I don't have the words.

Piper:
Pfft. Who needs words? At least you got pictures! [Aerrow had taken horrible blurry pictures for Piper]

[Referring to Lava Lake in the Wastelands]

Stork:
Fire scorpions, constant earthquakes, total doom. Never gonna make it!

[Junko is wearing an unusual outfit]

Finn:
Is that a skirt?

Junko:
It's traditional Wallop greeting attire. I wanna look good for B.A.R.F.

Finn:
"B.A.R.F."?

Junko:
The Brotherhood of Atmosian high-Risk Fuel workers; the toughest Wallops ever!

Junko:
[to Wallop miners] By the crystal peaks of Terra Wallopia, I, Junko, welcome you!

Dag:
So what's with the getup?

Urgi:
Haven't you noticed that this here is the Wasteland?

Dag:
Heh. Must not get out much.

[After hearing Mr. Moss on the radio]

Dag:
Now, who is that?

Aerrow:
Mr. Moss, warden of Zartacla Prison. Last time we ran into him, well, let's just say we left his Skyride pretty banged up and his prison a little... empty.

Mr. Moss:
Aerrow, my boy, you got what I call "tenacity", but it's time to come on out and face the music!

[Aerrow flies past Mr. Moss]

Aerrow:
Alright, then you'd better start playing.

Mr. Moss:
[while fighting Aerrow] I'm not going down easily this time, son! I left me a little reminder of our last adventure, just to keep me motivated!

[Aerrow flies past Mr. Moss, giving his Skyride another scratch]

Aerrow:
Now, you've got another!

[The miners are taking a break at an inopportune time]

Junko:
What are you doing?!

Urgi:
Lunch break.

Junko:
No more breaks!

[Junko kicks the table]

Dag:
Hey! Watch the doughnuts!

[After activating the Condor''s defence relay]

Stork:
Warning. Impending doom for anyone touching the outside of the ship.

[Aerrow damages Mr. Moss' Skyride yet again]

Mr. Moss:
Stop beating on my Bessie!

[Stork is trying to stop Lugey from getting a Gravitron Crystal]

Stork:
Stop, or I'll [takes out a toothbrush] brush?

Leugey:
Uh-oh. I have something in my teeth?

[Stork has swallowed the Gravitron Crystal, causing Lugey to get stuck to him]

Stork:
Get off me, you overgrown, underdeveloped oaf!

Leugey:
No, you get off me, you... you... what you said.

Stork:
I can't. It's the Gravitron Crystal. Swallowing it must have activated it, increasing my gravitational field a thousand fold!

[Pause]

Stork:
[clears throat] We're stuck together.

[Leugey has fallen over, squashing Stork]

Stork:
OK, this stinks. [discovers that Leugey is smelly] I mean, really stinks!

[Leugey is walking into a room that contains a Sky Shark]

Stork:
Oh, for the love of all that's sane, don't!

[Before Leugey enters the bathroom]

Leugey:
Boy, oh, boy! What a day! I never get to use the inside bathroom!

Stork:
Please, somebody end my miserable existance.

Piper:
I've figured out a way to deactivate the crystal. It involves a combination of incredibly rare crystals, and there's only one person who has them all.

Aerrow:
Let me guess - Gundstaff. This isn't gonna be easy.

Junko:
Ooh, what does he have? Advanced retinal armour? Viral incinerators?

Piper:
Worse. He's really tall.

[Piper is collecting crystals to separate Stork and Leugey]

Piper:
Just a couple more and I'll have all the crystals we need to separate you.

Leugey:
Yeah! [turns to Stork uncertainly] Separate us? I don't wanna be separated!

Stork:
You mean, you like sharing the same stale air with somebody else's smelly, germ-ridden body?

Leugey:
Well, sure, who wouldn't? But mostly, I like being an honorary Stork Hawk!

[While trying to hit Finn with his mace, Gundstaff accidentally breaks his table]

Gundstaff:
You'll pay for that!

Finn:
Me? You smashed it! I don't think it's fair that you...

[Gundstaff tries to hit Finn, but Junko saves him]

Finn:
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

[Gundstaff is about to smash Stork and Leugey]

Leugey:
[to Stork] OK, so what do we do?

Stork:
You're asking me? You're the one who jumped out here, you meat-headed salamander!

Leugey:
Hey! That hurts my feelings!

[Gundstaff raises his mace]

Stork:
I am so sorry; by all means, let's discuss your feelings when an enormous giant is about to smush us!

Gundstaff:
I don't know which to mash first! They're both so annoying!

[The other Raptors have arrived at Gundstaff's hut]

Leugey:
She [Piper] did it, boss! She can deactivate the Gravamatron Crystal!

Repton:
Why would I want to deactivate it? [to Stork] No. I'll get it out of you... another way.

Stork:
Leugey, no! You can't! You... You're a Storm Hawk!

Leugey:
Uh, but you said I was a Raptor. And Raptors should do what Repton wants.

Repton:
Repton wants you to stop being an idiot and hold still!

Stork:
Leugey, no! Forget what I said. Forget what he says. Just think for yourself.

Leugey:
Oh, OK. If that's what you think I should do.

Repton:
How could you be so foolish?! Do you know how hard it was to track you and this crystal?!

Repton:
Well! Say something!

Leugey:
[hugs Repton] I missed you too, Boss!

Repton:
What did I tell you about the hugging?

Leugey:
Oops! He! [lets go of Repton] Sorry, Boss.

[Stork, now separated from Leugey, is taking a bath]

Stork:
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in here for the rest of the week.

[Finn and Junko opened a canister that they weren't supposed to open]

Aerrow:
We searched every inch of the ship for the monster.

Finn and Junko:
Monster?

Piper:
Must have come from the canister. The only question is, how'd it get out?

[Finn and Junko chuckle sheepishly]

Aerrow:
You didn't.

Stork:
Ooh... they did.

[Stork is examining slobber from the monster, which Finn has turned into]

Stork:
Ooh...

Piper:
What is it, Stork?

Stork:
Well, on a scale of horrible to catastrophic, I'd say this is a complete disaster.

[The Storm Hawks have found Finn in monster form]

Aerrow:
That's really Finn?

[Finn throws a fruit at Aerrow]

Aerrow:
It's not like him to share.

[Stork has been working on a cure for Finn and Junko's infection, caught by opening the canister]

Stork:
One of these wafers is probably the cure, one of these is kinda bad news, and one of these is seriously bad news.

Junko:
Hmmm. I'd like the cure, please.

Stork:
Without knowing what sub-species of Spore is inside you, we'll have to guess.

Junko:
Uh... OK. Eeny, meeny, miny, that one.

[Junko eats the green wafer, causing him to turn into tentacles]

Stork:
OK, that one would be the seriously bad news.

[Stork has set up a trap for Finn]

Junko:
That's a pretty big log to hit Finn with.

Stork:
Oh, but not too big for Monster Finn.

[Monster Finn has pushed Stork off a cliff and into a deep swampy pond]

Stork:
Step two: SHOW NO MERCY. (puts his helmet on and pond water splashes on him)

[Piper has met Princess "Perry" Peregrine, who looks exactly like her]

Piper:
You're royalty? Wow, that must be a lot of responsibility.

Perry:
You say that like it's a good thing. All I really want is some fun and adventure.

[Perry holds up a drawing of her fighting a dragon]

Perry:
The only kind I ever see is what I can imagine. [starts playing with puppets] Lady Ursula and I spend a lot of time trying to outwit the evil Dr. Ogre. [deep voice] I'm gonna eat you! Muahahahahahaha! [high voice] Oh, yeah? Eat this! [hits Dr. Ogre with Lady Ursula]

Piper:
Uh, yeah. You really do need to get out more.

Regent:
[to Perry] Why don't we discuss your schedule for the day? First, the royal birdseed review at noon. Then the paint-drying tournament, followed by your trophy presentation at the royal dish-scrubbing contest.

Aerrow:
She hasn't returned or even checked in. That's not Piper's style, Stork.

Stork:
Oh, she's returning alright, Aerrow... but, er...

[Perry, disguised as Piper, is flying awkwardly towards the Condor]

Stork:
...not in style.

[A Nightcrawler has been captured by the guards on Terra Clockstoppia]

Regent:
Outsiders are not welcome. What is your business here?

Nightcrawler:
I have come for your crystals.

Regent:
Well, you're wasting your time. We don't use crystals here. They are forbidden.

Nightcrawler:
But you do have them. You just don't use them. Such a shame.

Regent:
Oh? And why is that, pre-tell?

Nightcrawler:
Because now I know. Your kingdom is defenceless!

[After a Nightcrawler attack on Clockstoppia]

Piper:
[wearing Perry's clothes] They're an elite Cyclonian goon squad that answers only to Master Cyclonis herself!

Regent:
[holds up Dr. Ogre] And would this be Master Cyclonis?

Piper:
No, that's Dr. Ogre! But that's not the point!

[Piper opens one of the guard's cannons. Two oranges come out of it]

Piper:
You're gonna stop them with oranges?

Regent:
Obviously you've never taken citrus to the eye!

[Piper and Perry have made the Nightcrawlers retreat by exposing them to bright light]

Piper:
They're dangerous, but only in the dark. Bright light cripples their armour.

Junko:
That's why they call 'em "Nightcrawlers". Total giveaway.

Guy Skyly:
[a news reporter] Remember disgraced Sky Knight Carver, who betrayed the people of Atmos? Guess where he is now.

[Carver is released from prison]

Guy Skyly:
Say "Goodbye, slammer", and "Hello, freedom." He's out! New evidence has been discovered that proves behind a shadow of a doubt that bad boy Carver was a victim of Cyclonian mind control. Now that the mind control has worn off, Terra Atmosia has its hero back, and you're looking at one reporter who can't wait to see what the future holds for this superstar Sky Knight!

[The Storm Hawks are watching the news report]

Stork:
See, this... is why I don't watch the news.

Finn:
[to Guy Skyly] That's right. Domo. D-O-M-O. With a "D". I think.

[Aerrow is stuck on a ship heading down to the Wastelands]

Guy Skyly:
This is horrible! Tragic! [to cameraman] You're getting this, right?

Carver:
What do you have there?

Stork:
Oh, it's my new pet. A Scarlet Maw Razor-Fang Arachnoid; the deadliest creature ever to walk the Atmos.

Carver:
So, it's deadly?

Stork:
One single, tiny half-bite from it causes body numbing, then brain melting! I sometimes get tingly just looking at it.

Finn:
Aerrow? Our Aerrow? Under Cyclonian control?

Stork:
Hmmm...

Junko:
He has been acting weird.

Stork:
I assumed he had mindworms. Then again, I assume everyone has mindworms.

[Aerrow is in jail, but the Storm Hawks have discovered that he is innocent]

Junko:
We gotta go let him out!

Carver:
You're a little late. It seems a Scarlet Maw Razor-Fang Arachnoid got loose in his cell. Oops.

Stork:
Gah! If that's true, then Aerrow is doomed! Double-doomed!

[Aerrow and Radarr enter]

Aerrow:
I wouldn't be so sure, Stork.

Carver:
Impossible! But how did you...? He said it was...

Aerrow:
I have Radarr to thank for springing me from prison. As for the spider - Stork, it turns out that this is a Scarlet Maw Tickle-Fang.

[Radarr gives the spider to Stork]

Stork:
The non-poisonous kind. Ah, that's disappointing, in a glad-you're-alive sort of way.

Aerrow:
[to Carver] Master Cyclonis'll be disappointed your big plan crashed and burned!

Carver:
[laughs] Her? Cyclonis has nothing to do with this. It's all about you and me! It's about payback!

[Aerrow defeated carver with the Lightning Claw]

Aerrow:
Aerrow two, Carver, zerah.

Stork:
So, I traded in the Arachnoid for a new pet. This one is most assuredly the deadliest on Atmos. Wanna see?

[Stork shows the other Storm Hawks his new pet. They recoil in disgust]

Stork:
[lovingly] I know. Isn't it great!? What should we name him!?

[The Storm Hawks are making a quick stop at the Wayside]

Aerrow:
OK, if we wanna make the concert, everybody's got five minutes to do what they need to do, and then we gotta go.

Piper:
Great. I just need to grab another Turbo Crystal.

[Stork comes crashing out of the Condor in his Storkmobile]

Stork:
I need a new proton impeller.

Junko:
I need the bathroom.

Finn:
Er, if you're wondering why he didn't go on the Condor, don't ask.

Cyclonian #2:
Do you know what my greatest fear is? That when they make the movie about Master Cyclonis' conquest of the Atmos, my role will be so insignificant they'll refer to me in the credits as... [sniffs] "Cyclonian #2".

[Radarr is on Cyclonian #2's cruiser. He uses a radio to contact the Storm Hawks]

Aerrow:
Radarr! Boy, are we glad to hear your voice!

[Radarr 'speaks', but the Storm Hawks can't understand him]

Aerrow:
What? I-I can't understand what you're saying.

[Radarr chirrups again]

Finn:
[taking a wild guess] Um... OK. You're stuck in a lava cave with rampaging magma beasts.

Aerrow:
I don't like the way Radarr's signal suddenly went dead.

Piper:
Don't worry. We tracked the transmission. We're headed right to him.

Stork:
And thanks to that Turbo Crystal, we're going twice our max speed. Eh-heh. We couldn't slow down if we wanted to.

[Cyclonian #2 has been defeated by chickens]

Cyclonian:
Sir, Ravess is on the line. If it's any consolation, it doesn't seem like she'll soon forget the name of, as she put it, "Commander Chicken Feather".

Finn:
That's the last of Snipe's posse!

Aerrow:
Great job, Finn! Now it's just Snipe and us!

Stork:
Wow. Things might actually be looking... good.

Piper:
[to Snipe] Think you can take us all on?

Snipe:
Don't have to. I'll let my new friend do it! [laughs]

[Snipe presses a button on a remote control. A giant fan appears]

Stork:
Eh, yeah. That's the last time I ever get optimistic.

[After Snipe's fan broke down]

Piper:
One of these days, Snipe's gonna come up with a weapon that actually works and then we'll be in real danger.

[Stork is lying on the couch, a bag of ice on his head]

Stork:
It was a close enough call for me. [whispering softly] I can still feel the breeze...

Aerrow:
Uh, Stork... that's not the wind.

[As Stork opens one eye, he sees a Merbian carrier pigeon floating above him, a rolled-up piece of parchment held in its claws; naturally, he screams in panic]

[After reading the scroll, Finn wonders aloud what the "rites of Elp" is, asking, "Does it hurt?"]

Stork:
More than you could ever imagine! For one day each year, every Merb, no matter where they are, must submit themselves for the most punishing task imaginable! [gasps dramatically] We must... [whispering menacingly] volunteer!

Finn:
That's it? What's the big deal?

Stork:
But it could be anything! Like cleaning hairy snoz-blat drains, or feeding the mouthless maggle-throps...

Aerrow:
Does it have to be something terrible?

[A transport vessel arrives. A Merb in a red uniform steps out to hand Stork a form]

Merb:
They're all yours. [he quickly detaches the trailer, and departs]

Stork:
[after reading the aforementioned form] Um, it says I'm supposed to go camping at some place called Terra Fauna, with 3 young Sky Scouts!? As their...

[The door on the trailer opens loudly, and three young Merbs yell in excitement, then zip over in front of Stork]

Young Merbs:
[in unison] Are you our new Sky Scout master!?

Stork:
[dejectedly] Yes... no-no! Ehhhgh! [faints]

[Aerrow is standing over Stork, who fainted after seeing what he had "volunteered" for]

Aerrow:
Everything's fine, Stork.

Stork:
Oh... Aerrow, what a relief... I had a dream that I was- [hears the scouts chatting excitedly] Ugh... So, uh.. it wasn't a dream.

[After each name, the scene cuts to the kid who's named, starting with one boy wearing a red hankerchief and matching socks, jumping over the table then standing up triumphantly]

Aerrow:
Uh, that's Griffin...

Griffin:
Huh... oh, I could do lotsa cool moves if this place were bigger!

Aerrow:
Owlsley...

[Cuts to a boy wearing an orange hankerchief and matching socks]

Owlsley:
[points to random levers, then pulls them] Hey, what's this do? And this? Oh, I know a lot about machines and stuff...

[Piper begins chasing after him]

Owlsley:
What's that thing? [tightens a bolt on one of the cannons] I could make this way better.

[The cannon springs forward, followed closely by a frustrated Piper who groans in protest]

Aerrow:
And Pydge.

[Cuts to a boy wearing a blue hankerchief and matching socks]

Pydge:
[hugging Radarr tightly] I love animals... I-I, I can talk to them... [imitates Radarr's growls]

[Radarr looks horrified, then runs away, with Pydge chasing after him excitedly]

Pydge:
Oh, hey, where ya goin'? Come back, I wanna talk to ya...

Aerrow:
[to Stork] You should get going... now...

Pydge:
[to Stork] The manual says you're supposed to teach us.

Owlsley:
Don't you know anything?

Stork:
[points to a tree Griffin is climbing] Well, I know that that type of tree is where the poisonous bark-snark usually lives.

[Griffin jumps down. Pydge makes an animal call]

Stork:
Go ahead, make that sound again, and see what happens when a Bog Howler answers you...

[Owlsley is drilling into a tree trunk]

Stork:
And that could be a tree trunk, but it also might be a giant galumpous foot...

[Owlsley stops drilling]

Pydge:
[holds up a brown paper bag, shaking it menacingly] And what's this?

Stork:
That's my lunch! Gimme that! [takes it from him]

Griffin:
A harmless tree snake? [motions to a purple snake climbing a tree]

Stork:
Yes, but if it had a red spot on its head, it would be a venomous scapper serpent.

[A Bog Howler is up a tree]

Owlsley:
And is that ugly thing harmless, or is it something scary like a Bog Howler?

Stork:
[calmly] Um, no, that is a Bog Howler.

Owlsley:
[referring to a Bog Howler ready to attack them] How do we stop it?

Stork:
I'm going with throwing stuff at it!

Pydge:
I could talk to it...

Stork:
Here's a little conversation starter.

[Stork throws a rock at the Bog Howler. The Sky Scouts join in, picking up random things to lob at it]

Stork:
Not my lunch! Not my radio!

[The Condor is flying upside-down]

Junko:
This is seriously scary!

Finn:
Not nearly as scary as what I'm gonna do to that kid for messing up our controls!

Griffin:
Well, I think we lost the Howler.

Pydge:
Aww, I never got to talk to it!

Stork:
Yeah, I think that's one voice you never need to hear again.

[Snipe laughs somewhere offscreen]

Stork:
Goik! That's another...

Pydge:
The scout's manual says you always have a plan.

Stork:
[groans] I really hate that manual...

Aerrow:
Now, any idea where we are?

Piper:
Way off course. [points at a section of a map] Here. We're at the very edge of the charted Atmos, Aerrow. A place called "Sky's End".

Stork:
Yeah, our end, more likely.

[The Storm Hawks are fighting a "dragon"]

Aerrow:
I think I've found a chink in its armour! I'm gonna aim for that... belly button-looking thing.

Piper:
Aerrow, dragons hatch from eggs! Even if it was real, it can't have a belly button!

Aerrow:
Well then, Finn, Junko, you distract it while I aim for its imaginary belly button.

[After Eyeball saw the baby dragons that the Storm Hawks need to protect]

Junko:
I think Radarr's trying to tell us something.

Radarr:
The sentence I said has four words. [Radarr holds up four fingers]

Aerrow:
OK, four words.

Radarr:
First word. [Radarr holds up one finger]

Piper:
First word.

Radarr:
Eyeball. [Radarr points at his eye]

Aerrow:
Look?

Radarr:
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] No.

Stork:
Uh-uh. See!

Junko:
Saw!

Finn:
Seesaw!

Radarr:
Nah. EYEBALL. [Radarr points at his eye again]

Piper:
Eye?

Radarr:
Two syllables.

Piper:
Eyeball!

Radarr:
[Radarr nods his head "Yes"] Yes. Second word. [Radarr holds up two fingers]

Finn:
Second word!

Radarr:
Saw. [Radarr waves his finger near his eye]

Junko:
Eyeball!

Radarr:
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] Uh-uh.

Junko:
But you just... OK.

Radarr:
Saw. [Radarr pretends use a saw]

Aerrow:
Piston! Eyeball piston?

Stork:
Oh, oh, oh - the death throes of a three-armed swamp gobbler?

Radarr:
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] No, No, No, No! SAW. [Radarr pretends to use a saw again]

Piper:
Reaching? Grabbing?

Finn:
Sawing?

Radarr:
[Radarr makes a positive gesture] Absolutely!

Finn:
Seesaw!

Aerrow:
Saw! Eyeball saw!

Stork:
Eyeball saw? Is that some kind of torture device?

Radarr:
[Radarr shakes his head "No"] Certainly not. Fourth word. [Radarr holds up four fingers]

Piper:
Straight to the fourth word.

Radarr:
Dragons. [Radarr points at the baby dragons]

Junko:
Um, dragons?

Radarr:
[Radarr gives Junko a thumbs-up] Definitely!

Junko:
Yes! This is fun!

Finn:
Eyeball saw dragons!

Stork:
Eyeball saw dragons?

Piper:
Eyeball saw the dragons! That means this place is about to be swarming with Murk Raiders!

[After being defeated by the dragons and losing their pants]

Captain Scabulous:
That's enough for today! Call retreat, Eyeball! We'll get a bigger fleet and come back for the dragons!

Eyeball:
And our pants, Captain?

[Pause]

Captain Scabulous:
No, Eyeball. We'll never see our pants again.

[Radarr runs in, chattering excitedly]

Piper:
What's up, Radarr?

[Radarr points toward Aerrow and scratches wildly]

Stork:
[gasps] Radarr has fleas!

[Radarr growls and points at Aerrow more forcefully]

Stork:
Aerrow has fleas!?

[Aerrow has an itch, but he is not allowed to move to scratch it]

Finn:
We're here for ya, buddy! Where does it itch?

Aerrow:
[hesitantly] Well, uh...

Junko:
Your knee? Uh, foot? Uh, elbow?

Aerrow:
Uhh, not exactly...

[Radarr demonstrates its location by patting himself on the butt]

Junko:
Ohhh...

Finn:
Ooh, sorry, dude... I can't help you there...

Piper:
[handing Finn an extendable grabber] You've got the best aim...

Finn:
Aww, man!

Aerrow:
Finn, more than ever, don't miss!

[Stork is reading from his poetry book to help Aerrow pass the time]

Stork:
Now, for the next verse from "Darkness, Total Darkness, Purest Black"...

[Just as he is about to begin, Junko and Piper come in with Aerrow's meal, much to Stork's dismay]

Junko:
Uh, guys... Fresh plate of Numby-Numby Scrool Bugs!

Aerrow:
[disliking the look of the bugs] You know, guys, I've got a better idea. I've been noticing a slight knock developing in the left engine pod. Junko, could you check on that?

Junko:
I don't hear anything.

Aerrow:
And Stork, I think the Condor is listing about a tenth of a degree to the port side.

Stork:
[noticably saddened] Fine... I'll read to myself...

Aerrow:
Junko, I'm still hearing the engine click.

[Junko growls and hits a pipe with a spanner]

Aerrow:
Now I call it more of a "clack".

[Junko growls]

Aerrow:
And Stork, we're on keel now, but maybe, like, two degrees of yaw.

Stork:
[feeling a draught] What was that? [closes an air hole]

Aerrow:
Stork, are you letting in a draught?

Stork:
You know, I'll be really glad when Captain Notice Everything has better things to do than notice everything.

Master Cyclonis:
[to Piper] Well, if it isn't my "best friend forever".

Junko:
Stork, do you really need to buy another venomous cricket?

Stork:
Um... I need the venom to make anti-venom, which is important since the first cricket is still loose somewhere on the ship.

[Pause]

Junko:
Uh, maybe we better buy two.

[Talking about the Suit of Untold Vengeance]

Piper:
But legend said it was cursed.

Stork:
Ah! Cursed! I like the sound of that...

Finn:
Mountain climbing isn't so bad, except for all the climbing.

[Dark Ace is in the Suit of Untold Vengeance]

Dark Ace:
Cursed? Nothing cursed about this. I feel fine. I feel great. The entire Atmos is mine now!

Cyclonian:
Um, sir, there's an incoming call from Master Cyclonis.

Dark Ace:
Take a message!

Piper:
...assuming a diminished capacity on a part of the Dark Ace.

Finn:
A what-inished?

Piper:
It means he won't be himself.

[Piper rolls down a drawing of the Dark Ace with ghosts around him]

Piper:
The best way to find a weakness is to try and confuse him.

[Junko laughs]

Stork:
By... dressing up as ghosts. [slaps his face]

[After crashing the Condor into the Suit of Untold Vengeance]

Stork:
So much for the new paint job...

[Storm Hawks are confronting the Dark Ace for the second time]

Piper:
[Encouraging the team] Aerrow knows what he's doing... [hesitates] Right, Aerrow?

Aerrow:
Get out there and let the Dark Ace hit you. [Hits himself on the head]

[Storm Hawks look at him incredulously, Radarr faints]

[Stork is melting down the parts of the Suit]

Stork:
Never wanna see this again... never wanna see this again... [picks up Finn's annoying puzzle game] and never wanna see this... ever again.

Domiwick:
I am on a great journey of exploration, to the Other Side. Encountering those Domiwick Beasts was just a minor setback.

Stork:
Domiwick Beasts?

Domiwick:
I discovered them. Why not take credit for it?

Piper:
Well, they are totally thoughtless and highly destructive. I'd say the name fits.

[Domiwick has blown open an underwater entrance, releasing vicious shark-like creatures]

Tritonn:
Had to ram me ship into the hole to keep more from coming up. Our very lives depended on these safe waters. We'd have swum for it, if not for him. Wouldn't be right to leave him behind, even if he does deserve it.

Piper:
The way I see it, we've got three objectives: haul this ship outta the hole, round up the creatures, and drive them back down and then seal it up for good.

Finn:
Sounds awesome! Awesomely impossible.

Stork:
Stabilisers, check. Engines, check. Incredibly complicated plan with way too many variables, check.

Piper:
I heard that.

[The Condor is flooding]

Aerrow:
Grab your breathers! Abandon ship!

[The Storm Hawks, except Piper, put on their breathers]

Piper:
My breather! Domiwick took it!

Aerrow:
Hurry! Take mine!

Piper:
No, Aerrow!

Aerrow:
There's no time to argue! There's still two miles of water between us and any more air!

Finn:
So, what? You're just gonna go down with the ship?

Aerrow:
I'm not giving up on the Condor yet. There's still a chance we can save her if the engine room doesn't flood.

Junko:
But you'd have to close it off from inside the access duct.

Aerrow:
Which I won't be able to do in a bulky breather.

[Aerrow gives Piper his breather]

Piper:
You'd better make it back.

Aerrow:
Hey, it's me. I'll find a way.

Finn:
Besides, he hasn't got his picture taken with the Finnster yet! Am I right?

Noob:
Uhhh, y-eah. Not a big Finn fan.

Finn:
(huge gasp)

Finn:
I want to squeegie!

Junko:
Oh, yeah! (tosses spoon into tub)

Stork :
(enters wearing a pink flowery apron) Oh good! You're done! That bathroom is a two man job!

(Junko stares at Stork's apron)

(whistling noise and romantic music in background)

Stork:
What? I can't have nice things?

Piper:
Well, whatever that thing is, now it smells lemony fresh.

Piper:
(about cleaning the bathroom) I volunteer Finn!

Finn:
Dream on! No way I'm touching that mess! And nothing you say can make me!

Piper:
(hands him the squeegee) Squeegee?

Finn:
(grins and grabs squeegee) Squeegee! You've got yourself a deal.

(Finn has grown a mustache)

Finn:
I think it makes me look dignified.

[The Storm Hawks are trying to surf a tidal wave, on the same board]

Piper:
WE'RE GONNA WIPE OUT!!!! (points to spikes)

Junko:
I'M GLAD MY PANTS ARE ALREADY WET! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Stork:
There should be a law against me...

[Three guardians watch as the Storm Hawks group first enter the Condor]

Silver Guardian:
Jubilation! The Condor is found, a mighty squadron rebuilt!

Dark Gray Masked Guardian:
They're a bunch of orphans. What do they know about saving the Atmos?

Silver Guardian:
They know courage! What say you, master?

Master Golden Guardian:
The boy will be a Sky Knight.

Silver Guardian:
And what of the girl? Is she the one?

Master Golden Guardian:
Only time will tell...

Finn:
Dude, this is an underwear store?!

Junko:
We prefer the term 'Frilly, Delicate What-Nots'.

[Finn and Stork start sn*ggering]

Junko:
I used to be ashamed because all the other wallops were bigger and stronger than me. I thought being strong was the most important thing, but strength means nothing unless you have the courage to use it for good.

[Chief Thragg growls angrily]

Chief Thragg:
You dare mention courage after you didn't have the courage to finish the ritual?

Junko:
Please, Chief Thragg, stop this treaty before it's too late.

[Chief Thragg growls and pushes Junko away]

Chief Thragg:
YOU'RE NOT A WALLOP! You're a disgrace!

Junko:
I am a wallop! And I'm also a Storm Hawk! The good guys!

[The rest of the Storm Hawks stare at Junko proudly]

Stork:
Death by disco. [watches Finn being chased by the huge disco ball]

Harrier:
. .. well let's not forget the last time we followed a Storm Hawk into battle.

[Squadrons are talking amongst themselves]'

Starling:
At least the Storm Hawks have tried, Harrier. The most dangerous place you've led your team, is a hair salon. [rolls eyes] [Harrier gasps]

Aerrow:
This time will be different, because this time we have no other choice.

Stork:
Brand-new Condor… nobody scratch her, nobody-- gah! No! No! You're all going DOWN!!

Aerrow:
We won the battle, now it's time to win the war! We fly off to Cyclonia!

[Aerrow catches Piper before she falls]

Aerrow:
If we gotta go down, at least we're going down together.

[Piper smiles]

Stork:
It's allergic... to Radarr!

Finn:
... How can a crystal have allergies?

Stork:
WHO CARES?!?

Cyclonis:
Only perfect attunment can make the binding flow both ways!

Finn:
Ready, aim, ...DUUUDE!

Aerrow:
This is gonna be fun.