The Powerpuff Girls, Season 3

[Mojo Jojo is forced to tell the Girls a bedtime story]]

Mojo Jojo:
Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon! [He envisions himself as Napoleon] He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.

The Powerpuff Girls:
[Sing-song voice] BO-RING! [Mojo's vision is shattered]

Blossom:
Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]

Bubbles:
And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]

Buttercup:
Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]

Professor:
Bubbles, you look super.

Blossom:
All right, Bubbles! what animal do you have hiding in there?!

Bubbles:
He's not an animal, [She opens the door and shows a blue whale in their bedroom] he's a mammal!

The Powerpuff Girls:
[Sing-song voice] Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King!

[The Powerpuff Girls, inspired by their favorite superheroes from their comics, and calling themselves Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny and Mange, are attempting to fight a monster, but are unable to harm it, much to the monster's annoyance]

Monster:
STOP!!

Blossom:
What?

Bubbles:
What?

Buttercup:
Huh?

Monster:
Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days causing all sorts of damage to your town, and what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this: A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun.

Buttercup:
Hey, do you have any idea who you're talking to?

Bubbles:
We're superheroes!

Blossom:
Real ones!

Steve the Monster:
You know, that's great and all. But, what am I supposed to tell all the guys back at Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now, this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengence, stickers with faces on them, or souped-up vehicles, 'cause you didn't need them. You see, even if you take away the costumes, props and angst... [takes all of the Girls' costumes off, revealing them in their normal Powerpuff outfits] you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So, what do you say, Powerpuff Girls?

Blossom:
Let's get him!

Steve the Monster:
Now, that's better.

[He gets beat up by the Girls]

Narrator:
So, once again, the day is saved...with no thanks to Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny, or Mange...but to the one and only Powerpuff Girls!

Mojo Jojo:
The city of Townsville. I hate you! I do not enjoy the fact that three superhero female children take up residence in you! And by hurting me and forcing me to dwell in one of your correctional facilities, these mutant infant girls prevent me from obtaining political control of you! But you will be mine, and they will most certainly...

Him:
[effeminate voice] Pay! I have been made a fool by you for the last time. But as they say, all good things must come to an end. And your end is...

Princess Morbucks:
[Talking to her father] Tonight! Think of it as an investment toward your future. If I don't destroy the Powerpuff Girls tonight, I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU A DAY OF PEACE UNTIL I...

[Cut to Fuzzy trying to sing]

Fuzzy Lumpkins:
Doo... doo-doo-doo... [Hits only wrong notes] Oh, I'm sorry, Jo. I can't play you purty tonight. I got them derned Powerpuffs in my noodle! And they make me so mad I wanna...

Mojo Jojo:
[Stomping through the streets in his robot walker] Destroy them I will! Tonight is the night in which...

Him:
Your reign of goodness will end. [grows much taller] And my reign of [demonic voice] evil shall...

Princess Morbucks:
[Flying around with her jet thrusters] Begin to take hold, as I take over...

Fuzzy Lumpkins:
[Walking around carrying a large rock] Townsville ain't gonna be no more after I get them Powerpuff....

Professor Utonium:
Girls, time for bed.

Fuzzy Lumpkins:
Hey! What are y'all doing here?

Mojo Jojo:
Well, I'm here to destroy the Powerpuff Girls. And I can only assume that these two losers are here to watch a master at work.

Him:
[demonic] Listen, you pathethic primate! It is I who shall destroy the Powerpuff Girls, not you! [effeminate] So, why not run along and have a banana?

Mojo:
Oh, that is a misconception! Just because I am a monkey does not mean I'm a banana addict!

[Him and Mojo begin to argue, until Princess Morbucks stops them]

Princess Morbucks:
Quiet! Now, listen. It doesn't matter that you get all your little gadgets, or that you're the ultimate evil. All that matters is that I destroy the Powerpuff Girls! Which I will, because I have the most powerful power in the whole wide world. COLD HARD CASH!

Mojo:
She has a point there.

Him:
Yes, she does.

[Pause]

Mojo:
But, still...

Him:
Yeah!

[They resume arguing, along with Princess]

Fuzzy:
Hey, I wanna fight, too.

[He joins in the argument]

[After all four villains end up defeating the Powerpuff Girls]

Him:
[effeminate] Did we just do what I think we did?

Mojo:
Yes. Individually, we have failed time and again. But together, we are victorious.

Princess:
I propose we join forces, and merge into one super-villain conglomerate!

Fuzzy:
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? We beat 'em? We beat all of 'em?

Him:
[effeminate] That's it! We will be known as...the Silver Beat-Alls!

Mojo:
No. Too fancy. We shall be known as...the Beat-Alls!

Professor Utonium:
Girls! Girls! I read the news today. Oh boy...

Blossom:
[reading] 'Beat-Alls crash Mr Kite's benefit. Powerpuffs nowhere in sight.' So what?

Professor Utonium:
Oh, girls... Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay. Sitting here eight days a week, everyone seems to think you're lazy. I don't care, I think they're crazy. But you used to be running everywhere at such a speed! Now you think there's no need.

Buttercup:
There isn't!

Bubbles:
If we can't stop the Beat-Alls...

Blossom:
We're never saving the day again.

Professor Utonium:
Oh, you can't do that. What will Townsville do when they look for the girls with the sun in their eyes and they're gone?

Blossom:
But what can we do?

Professor Utonium:
Well, first of you have to realize that the Beat-Alls are just a rock band.

Girls:
Huh?

Professor Utonium:
Fuzzy, he does that- that- rock thing. But that's not important. What is important is this: Mojo Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. He's just getting by with a little help from his friends.

Buttercup:
Are you saying we should try to break up the Beat-Alls?

Bubbles:
Is that possible?

Professor Utonium:
Sure. I'm certain that it happens all the time.

Girls:
But how?

Professor Utonium:
Listen: Do you want to know a secret?

Narrator:
Sounds like the Professor has some magical mystery tricks up his sleeve!

[Mojo and his new girlfriend, Moko Jono, are both screeching loudly. Him, Princess and Fuzzy are covering their ears]

Him:
[effeminate] Mojo? Mojo? [demonic] MOJO!

Mojo:
What?!

Him:
[effeminate] I still don't get it!

Mojo:
The louder you yell, the more pain it causes the listener! And their pain! Is! Our! PLEASURE!

Him:
[demonic] Aargh! Mojo, you're a pain!

Fuzzy:
You're on your own!

Princess:
We quit!

Mojo:
What?

Him, Princess and Fuzzy:
WE QUIT!

Mojo:
Good, good! But even LOUDEEEEER!

[Him, Princess and Fuzzy leave in annoyance]

Fuzzy:
Now what do we do?

Him:
[effeminate] Let's get back to where we once belonged.