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Frank McKinney Hubbard (born 1 September 1868 in Bellefontaine, Ohio - died: 26 December 1930 in Indianapolis, Indiana) was an American cartoonist, humorist, and journalist better known by his pen name "Kin" Hubbard

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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

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Why doesn't the fellow who says, I'm no speechmaker let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?

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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

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A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.

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Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.

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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it.

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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

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Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.

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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.

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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

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Politics makes strange postmasters.

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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

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The world gels better every day -- then worse again in the evening.

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