Asleep in the Feet

Thelma:
What a day. What a day. What a day.

Zasu:
Oh, I'm so tired I'm nearly dead.

Thelma:
Yeah? Well I pushed up my eighth daisy two hours ago.

Thelma:
And did I have a customer today that was a scream. After I finally found a girdle for her in the harness department, she says, "My dear young lady, I should like to see some teddies.

Thelma:
Miss Brown, next door, is going to get thrown out unless she's got twenty dollars. And we want to borrow it until payday.

Female neighbor:
Where would a taxi dancer get twenty bucks in one sum? Thanks for the compliment, dearie.

Female Neighbor:
Why don't you girls come down to the dance hall tonight? You might pick up a couple of bucks.

Sailor:
[On the dance floor] Well, congratulations, baby. You're in tow for a long cruise with the Navy's greatest hoofer.

Thelma:
Ha-ha. Aren't you nautical.

Sailor:
Yeah, nautical, but nice. You get it!

Sailor:
Okay, baby, I'll drop anchor right here.

Dance Hall Hostess:
Now, grab yourself a hot number and do your stuff.

Zasu:
And swish! Boo-Boop-a-Doo!

Sailor:
Thar she blows, boys!