As Good as It Gets1997

[Melvin Udall enters the office of his psychiatrist Dr. Green.]

Melvin Udall:
Hi. Help!

Dr. Green:
If you want to see me, you will not do this. You will make an appointment.

Melvin Udall:
Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive-compulsive disorder and then act as though I had some choice about barging in?

Dr. Green:
There's not going to be a debate. You must leave.

Melvin Udall:
You said you could help me! What was that? A tease?

Dr. Green:
I can help you if you take responsibility to keep regular appointment -

[Melvin suddenly interrupts.]

Melvin Udall:
You changed the room around.

Dr. Green:
Two years ago. I also regrew my beard, but you're not interested in changes in me. So, it's like I always -

Melvin Udall:
Sh. I don't have this mountain of available time. I have to get to my restaurant on time. Now, do you know how hard it was for me to come here?

Dr. Green:
Yes.

Melvin Udall:
Thank you.

[He starts for the office.]

Dr. Green:
No, we're not doing this now.

Melvin Udall:
I changed just one pattern. You always said I should.

Dr. Green:
No. Nope.