American Dad!2005

Stanley Smith:
[picks up the phone] This is Stan Smith.

Principal Lewis:
Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.

Stanley Smith:
Oh, God, he's gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years.

[starts chugging down pills]

Principal Lewis:
Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office.

Stanley Smith:
I see.

[foam starts coming out of his mouth]

Stanley Smith:
Henry, antidote.