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Kintaru Sato:
How can I relax when we are at war?

Sterling Archer:
We're not! Here.

[Archer taps his phone, shows it to him]

Sterling Archer:
Shut up. Look. Here's you guys signing the surrender on the USS Missouri. [swipe] Here's all the VJ Day parades in America. Here's [swipe] The Bad News Bears Go to Japan. That's Lupus and Tanner. Oh, and [swipe] here's a link to an episode of The Six Million Dollar Man about this exact thing we're doing right now!

Kintaru Sato:
The "six million" who?

Sterling Archer:
[sighs] God, we've got so much to catch up on. Okay, so there's this guy, Steve Austin, and he was an astronaut, but- damn. Wait. Okay, So, an astronaut...

Kintaru Sato:
[takes the phone] What is this thing? This device?

Sterling Archer:
It's a telephone, kinda, that talks to outer space, and also a- sh*t!

Kintaru Sato:
What?

Sterling Archer:
[takes phone back] I'm supposed to go find a computer.

Kintaru Sato:
[chuckles] Here? There are no building in the jungle big enough to hold a computer!

Sterling Archer:
No, they're really smal now. I think you guys actually did that.