As If2001

Allen Rissbrook:
So here's how I see it. You're almost a teacher, and I'm pretty much a student. So it'd be a really bad idea if you kissed me.

Alexander 'Alex' Stanton:
What?

Allen Rissbrook:
It'd be like crossing a line.

Alexander 'Alex' Stanton:
Yeah, and that's precisely why I'm NOT gonna do it.

Allen Rissbrook:
No, but I can SAY ya did. Yeah?

Alexander 'Alex' Stanton:
Are you threatening me? When I can tell them that you were sitting in here, underage...

Allen Rissbrook:
[taking one of Alex's tequilas] Drinking a drink that you bought me? [Alex grabs his wrist] With you holding my hand?

Alexander 'Alex' Stanton:
You're screwed up.

Allen Rissbrook:
Kiss me. Or I'll say you did. You know you want to.

Alexander 'Alex' Stanton:
No I don't.

Allen Rissbrook:
Yes you do. Al... Sir...